The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-04 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #2541
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I felt off this morning so I took 30mg tinapetine and I feel arguably better than I do when I take 300, and not all that much less high. Taking a whole bunch does get you higher, but also makes me a lot more uncomfortable, itchy, and is a huge waste for the most part. It can be useful Ig.
   also dont feel like im gonna get SS/hallucinate
2. 2019-05-04 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #2542
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sticky taboo thread
3. 2019-05-04 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #2543
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER i dont believe that opioid aggression (?) is a thing. I just dont have patience for stupid shit. And people that need attention. Im really quiet. I dont bother people. Im the guy at the party that hangs out around the periphery, or starts making people pancakes and shit. Im just very laid back. Loud, obnoxious people or people who need to constantly be paid attention to are like nails on a chalkboard for me.

   
   It definitely happens to me. I throw shit and freak out if I do them at work
4. 2019-05-04 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #2544
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I get happy as fuck and dont put up with anybodys shit anymore when I do them. Nothing phases me, you wanna talk shit to me it doesn't matter, cuz you don't fucking exist anymore and I'm an olympic gymnast who can touch the floor standing up in 0.5 seconds flat, and I love life and everything is hilarious, and I'm hilarious and the smoothest person in this joint, and I get that fucking ridiculously cute 18 year old pussy who was 17 year old pussy 2 weeks ago nonchalantly talking about wanting to try sex for the first time while I'm driving her back from subway at night, because somehow we ended up at subway when we were just at work idk dont ask me, but I'm too blasted to care and it doesn't matter because my dick doesn't work anyway so sex isn't appealing, which is something I will deeply deeply deeply regret for the rest of my life.
   
   
   thats pretty much how using opiates at work goes for me, hby'all?
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5. 2019-05-04 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #2545
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't use em.
6. 2019-05-05 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #2546
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   
7. 2019-05-05 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #2547
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   FUUUCKKK HE TRIES SO HARD
8. 2019-05-05 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #2548
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   AND GOT SO FAR
   
   BUT IN THE END
   
   IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
   
   HE HAD TO FALL
   
   JUST TO LOSE IT ALL
9. 2019-05-05 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #2549
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash AND GOT SO FAR
   
   BUT IN THE END
   
   IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
   
   HE HAD TO FALL
   
   JUST TO LOSE IT ALL

   It starts with with Y
   
   It doesn't even part of my mocking Me, acting like I'm part of its property, remember when
   
   In the end I don't even. Matter
   
   I had to fall
   
   Of the wahggon
   
   It don't even mAAaAttrrrrrrr
10. 2019-05-05 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #2550
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
11. 2019-05-05 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #2551
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietYellow why si the dick vein unusable? Noone has ever been able to give a legitimate reason as to why putting a drug in a vein wont work. if you fuck up, thats one thing, but if you dont, it should really be just fine

    
    i'm pretty sure it works, just dangerous
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12. 2019-05-05 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #2552
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    we call the courts
    
    we cast the runes
    
    we pray to god
    
    for our fortunes
    
    overkill overkill overkill overkill
13. 2019-05-05 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #2553
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i'm pretty sure it works, just dangerous

    
    I know it works. Just ask 1337 and about a million other idiots.
14. 2019-05-05 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #2554
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i'm pretty sure it works, just dangerous

    
    Yeah i think its just easy to blow out the smaller vessels, not to mention theres a lot of nerves n shit there.And Whereas if you miss in a muscle, the muscle kind of contains the infection and lets it fester, pus over and eventually heal- any kind of infection in your dick would get pretty bad pretty quickly.
    
    Fubi used to hit the femoral all the time tho. When he fixed in my car, thats where he went for first. Lol. Pants halfway down in my passenger seat with blood dripping from his fingers from the rusty razor blade i had in my glove box.
    
    Majestic.
    
    But yeah that and the neck are pretty much last resort.
15. 2019-05-05 at 10:34 AM UTC

    #2555
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mashlehash FUUUCKKK HE TRIES SO HARD

    
    Follow Chester's lead and kill yourself.
16. 2019-05-05 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #2556
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG123 You know what's even better than opioids?
    
    Being off opioids.

    
    Know what's better than being off opioids?
    
    Not being a fag
17. 2019-05-05 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #2557
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Speaking of which, why does buying condoms at gas stations feel so weird?
    
    It seems like a fairly innocuous activity
18. 2019-05-05 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #2558
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Speaking of which, why does buying condoms at gas stations feel so weird?
    
    It seems like a fairly innocuous activity

    
    I did that once, I found it more humorous than embarrassing. At least everyone in the queue knows you getting some.
19. 2019-05-05 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #2559
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Gosh,
    When I was in highschool, my boyfriend would take me to the drugstore on his dinosaur, but I’d have to go in and get them. You couldn’t just find condoms everywhere like now. The was no HIV. Ahhh the good old days!
20. 2019-05-05 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #2560
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    simon weisenthal was a dirty liar
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