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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also my carefully curated dick pics all disapeared from Samsung Secure folder. Fucking lame. I had my shots all carefully orchestrated, majestic....while managing to keep as much of my fat leg out of the frame as possible.
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    I broke into it Casper.

    Whew, it’s hot in here😁
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    GIVE IT BACK. THATS MY HARD (and soft) WORK

    All that high school photo class on perspective and shit really came in handy.
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Actually I’m busy trying to scale down that big boy! I can’t get it all on one screen. 8=====================================D
  5. hawt
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Actually I’m busy trying to scale down that big boy! I can’t get it all on one screen. 8=====================================D

    Thats weird. Oh that one must be my ironing board.
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  7. You guys underestimate just how many literal retards there are running around these days. A lot of people are in their own dimension.
  8. tinychat.com/tinybltc come talk to ya boy
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CASPER Joke of 30 seconds ago.

    *Looking at a shoebox sized box*

    "Is that a BOX?"

    *no response from me*

    "Is that a BOX?"

    *still no acknowledgement"

    "Ive never SEEN a box that big"

    *still ignoring him*

    "Ive never seen a box this big in my ENTIRE LIFE!"

    Me: Your father is going to die from shame. Youre killing your father, ______

    "My daddy LOVES me"

    Me:

    Actually LOLed, sounds like a good guy
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by A College Professor Actually LOLed, sounds like a good guy

    Im disowning you all.


    Maybe im just old and tired and easily annoyed. But i want to strangle him by his lil filipino ponytail sometimes.

    Hes a good dude but hes such an annoyingf fucking nerd that hating him is hating old me vicariously.
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Im disowning you all.


    Maybe im just old and tired and easily annoyed. But i want to strangle him by his lil filipino ponytail sometimes.

    Hes a good dude but hes such an annoyingf fucking nerd that hating him is hating old me vicariously.


    Ahhh yes, getting older and learning acceptance of youth. Fun stuff.

    Don’t ever forget who you were!
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER GIVE IT BACK. THATS MY HARD (and soft) WORK

    All that high school photo class on perspective and shit really came in handy.

    The Chinese have them now.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    a productive susan
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    a lazy Susan
  15. Originally posted by CASPER Im disowning you all.


    Maybe im just old and tired and easily annoyed. But i want to strangle him by his lil filipino ponytail sometimes.

    Hes a good dude but hes such an annoyingf fucking nerd that hating him is hating old me vicariously.

    probably just irritated from the methadone.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I miss my ex girlfriend and can't wait to see her again

    She dead
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III probably just irritated from the methadone.

    i dont believe that opioid aggression (?) is a thing. I just dont have patience for stupid shit. And people that need attention. Im really quiet. I dont bother people. Im the guy at the party that hangs out around the periphery, or starts making people pancakes and shit. Im just very laid back. Loud, obnoxious people or people who need to constantly be paid attention to are like nails on a chalkboard for me.
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  18. My backpack is amazing. My brother got it for me on Ebay as a senior in high school idk how much for, and I use to be able to fit an entire 30 pack, mabe more like 2 cases idk in it all the time, and it's still holding up as good as it was 5 years ago.

    Ogio
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER i dont believe that opioid aggression (?) is a thing. I just dont have patience for stupid shit. And people that need attention. Im really quiet. I dont bother people. Im the guy at the party that hangs out around the periphery, or starts making people pancakes and shit. Im just very laid back. Loud, obnoxious people or people who need to constantly be paid attention to are like nails on a chalkboard for me.

    I hate "talkers" and cocaine turns people into talkers which is ultra gay
  20. Originally posted by CASPER i dont believe that opioid aggression (?) is a thing. I just dont have patience for stupid shit. And people that need attention. Im really quiet. I dont bother people. Im the guy at the party that hangs out around the periphery, or starts making people pancakes and shit. Im just very laid back. Loud, obnoxious people or people who need to constantly be paid attention to are like nails on a chalkboard for me.

    lol believing that doesn't make it true though. i've heard/experienced/seen enough opiate rampages or meltdowns to know that it's definitely a real thing. maybe not in every single person, but at least most people. and i don't think you'd really know anyways, when's the last time you've been totally off opiates?

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