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  1. Originally posted by DietYellow My backpack is amazing. My brother got it for me on Ebay as a senior in high school idk how much for, and I use to be able to fit an entire 30 pack, mabe more like 2 cases idk in it all the time, and it's still holding up as good as it was 5 years ago.

    Ogio

    How many pounds of explosive material can you fit in it?
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo I hate "talkers" and cocaine turns people into talkers which is ultra gay

    Well that was one was i could always tell good coke from bad. Bad coke is speedy and will have you being annoying and jittery and active. Good coke is smooth, and just makes you want to put on some good music and close your eyes, and rock back and forth to feel the exquisite sensation of your dick rubbing against your jeans.


    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol believing that doesn't make it true though. i've heard/experienced/seen enough opiate rampages or meltdowns to know that it's definitely a real thing. maybe not in every single person, but at least most people. and i don't think you'd really know anyways, when's the last time you've been totally off opiates?

    2005. But ive always hated loud, annoying people. Ive definitely become more confrontational about my dislikes, but my threshold for faggot shit was always pretty low. Like he can make his jokes- thats fine. But when hes doing the "Dad, are we there yet?" thing, or hiding behind a box and whispering "Trevor!" 43 times to get attention, or Naruto running around the store....it feels like a punch to the balls deep in my soul.

    I just want peace and quiet. lol.
  3. Originally posted by CASPER Well that was one was i could always tell good coke from bad. Bad coke is speedy and will have you being annoying and jittery and active. Good coke is smooth, and just makes you want to put on some good music and close your eyes, and rock back and forth to feel the exquisite sensation of your dick rubbing against your jeans.




    2005. But ive always hated loud, annoying people. Ive definitely become more confrontational about my dislikes, but my threshold for faggot shit was always pretty low. Like he can make his jokes- thats fine. But when hes doing the "Dad, are we there yet?" thing, or hiding behind a box and whispering "Trevor!" 43 times to get attention, or Naruto running around the store….it feels like a punch to the balls deep in my soul.

    I just want peace and quiet. lol.

    people don't generally do that unless they see you getting aggravated tho
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Well that was one was i could always tell good coke from bad. Bad coke is speedy and will have you being annoying and jittery and active. Good coke is smooth, and just makes you want to put on some good music and close your eyes, and rock back and forth to feel the exquisite sensation of your dick rubbing against your jeans.

    This is true to an extent. Cokeheads just like to talk too. Now I want to do coke thanks
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III people don't generally do that unless they see you getting aggravated tho

    I mean i think thats just his thing. 90% of the time i dont react at all. I just ignore him outright and go on about my business.
  6. Originally posted by CASPER I mean i think thats just his thing. 90% of the time i dont react at all. I just ignore him outright and go on about my business.

    even if you don't react outwardly there is still probably some body language you give off or something
  7. MY HEART IS FALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    GOOD CRACK
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost GOOD CRACK

    "I'm sober"

    "I only do scripts"
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    I don't even do scripts. I refuse to take benzos because they make me fight people
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III even if you don't react outwardly there is still probably some body language you give off or something

    Its also possible hes just an autistic alien. He hates chocolate because its too sweet. He carries around nose spray all day because he has bad allergies. He quotes anime all day long. He said he doesnt want to answer the phone because he gets anxiety when people get mad at him.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't even do scripts. I refuse to take benzos because they make me fight people

    Meth makes me want to rape people.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You don't fight anyone
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash You don't fight anyone

    you want a bet? whats your home address boy
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your faggit cringe worthy boyfran knows where I live.




    Askem
  16. *bangs goofball into dick vein*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    you're right, I found it written down.

    I will be seeing you soon
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Ghost you're right, I found it written down.

    I will be seeing you soon

    Be seeing you soon
  19. why si the dick vein unusable? Noone has ever been able to give a legitimate reason as to why putting a drug in a vein wont work. if you fuck up, thats one thing, but if you dont, it should really be just fine

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