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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    How a nigga live
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop How a nigga live

    What it do what da biznis is
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Mental illness.

    AH.

    Makes sense.

    Seems to be a lot of that going around.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ What it do what da biznis is

    Dictionary
    busi·ness
    /ˈbiznəs/
    noun
    noun: business

    1.
    a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade.
    "she had to do a lot of smiling in her business"
    synonyms: work, line of work, line, occupation, profession, career, employment, job, day job, position, pursuit, vocation, calling, field, sphere, walk of life, trade, craft; More
    way;
    métier;
    informalracket, game;
    informalgrip;
    archaicemploy
    "she had to do a lot of smiling in her business"
    an activity that someone is engaged in.
    "what is your business here?"
    a person's concern.
    "it's not my business to interfere"
    synonyms: concern, affair, responsibility, province, preserve, duty, function, task, assignment, obligation, problem, worry, lookout; More
    informalfuneral, headache, bailiwick;
    informalpigeon, baby
    "that's none of my business"
    work that has to be done or matters that have to be attended to.
    "government business"
    2.
    the practice of making one's living by engaging in commerce.
    "the jedielry business"
    synonyms: trade, trading, commerce, buying and selling, dealing, traffic, trafficking, marketing, merchandising, bargaining; More
    dealings, transactions, negotiations, proceedings
    "who do you do business with in Manila?"
    trade considered in terms of its volume or profitability.
    "how's business?"
    a commercial operation or company.
    plural noun: businesses
    "a catering business"
    synonyms: firm, company, concern, enterprise, venture, organization, operation, undertaking, industry, corporation, establishment, house, shop, office, bureau, agency, franchise, practice, partnership, consortium, cooperative, conglomerate, group, combine, syndicate; More
    informaloutfit, setup
    "she was running her own business"
    3.
    informal
    an affair or series of events, typically a scandalous or discreditable one.
    "they must be told about this blackmailing business"
    synonyms: affair, matter, thing, issue, case, set of circumstances, circumstance, situation, occasion, experience, event, incident, happening, occurrence, phenomenon, eventuality, episode, interlude, adventure
    "the odd business with the keys remained unexplained"
    informal
    a group of related or previously mentioned things.
    "use carrots, cauliflower, and broccoli, and serve the whole business hot"
    4.
    theatrical slang
    actions other than dialogue performed by actors.
    "a piece of business"
    5.
    informal
    a scolding; harsh verbal criticism.
    "the supervisor really gave him the business"

    Phrases
    business as usual
    an unchanging state of affairs despite difficulties or disturbances. "apart from being under new management, it's business as usual in the department"
    have no business
    have no right to do something or be somewhere. "he had no business tampering with social services"
    in business
    operating, especially in commerce. "they will have to import from overseas to remain in business"
    in the business of
    engaged in or prepared to engage in. "I am not in the business of making accusations"
    like nobody's business
    to an extraordinarily high degree or standard. "these weeds spread like nobody's business"
    mean business
    be in earnest. "the border is sealed by troops who mean business"
    mind one's own business
    refrain from prying or interfering.
    be none of one's business
    not be of direct relevance or concern to one. "their finances are none of your business"
    send someone about his/her business
    tell someone to go away.
    Origin
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHAT DA BIDNESS IS
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Da bidnizz iz da sikkknizzz
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What it do?

    What it be?

    Suck my ass?

    Let it be?

    Jon
    Ron
    Don

    Mow the lawn Jeremy.

    Mom. I dont feel like it. I'm playing fortnight.

    Jeremy. Mow the lawn or your ass is grass.

    Hahah mom ok.

    I got a trivia question wrong last night. It was literally :how long is a fortnight?: and I didnt know. I guessed 15 days because I thought it was two weeks and a day
    . Bakers dozen was floating in my head too . 13. But it was 16. It also asked how many lines in a Shakespearean sonnet and we guessed 12 like some common bitches . Th4 anseer was also 16. So sad thought and pray
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Kill yourself
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ lawn Jeremy.

    Found the name of my new landscaping company
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Get high on tech and practice walking into the gas station asking for a a pack of smokes for 5 hours
    Get drunk and just walk in whatever.

    Alcohol > tech

    I walked to a liquor store on meth during the summer once and when I got there I was soaked in sweat, buying a half gallon of whiskey at like 11 am. Sketchiest I ever felt.

    Also the time I forgot I had a 5 gram bag of RC stimulant in my wallet and when I went to pay at this convenient store I pulled it out with my money in plan view of everyone and I had to quickly play it off and tuck it back in there.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Found the name of my new landscaping company

    Its like chore boy but better
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I walked to a liquor store on meth during the summer once and when I got there I was soaked in sweat, buying a half gallon of whiskey at like 11 am. Sketchiest I ever felt.

    Rhe things a nigga do. I went to a few stores literally at 4 am asking if they sell torch lighters. Super embarrassing looking back on it. I didnt even need them.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Niggaz that pay $20 a tenth for tech. Now THAT'S embarrassing.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Niggaz that pay $20 a tenth for tech. Now THAT'S embarrassing.

    Depends on the who what why nigga.
  15. I still don't know what a goddamn adverb is.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietYellow I still don't know what a goddamn adverb is.

    It's the opposite of a subtractverb
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow I still don't know what a goddamn adverb is.

    A word that modifies a verb or adjective.

    Like

    He lovingly raped her ass

    Or

    She silently sucked his ass

    Or

    He carefully beat her ass
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DietYellow ~300mg T-PAIN (idk, stopped counting scoops after a while) becous i am weak but he is strong

    just be....careful.


    hydromorphone done downed a huge load of powder in front of me and seizured shortly later
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash just be….careful.


    hydromorphone done downed a huge load of powder in front of me and seizured shortly later

    Fuck I wish I saw this.


    *cries
  20. Originally posted by Common De-mominator A word that modifies a verb or adjective.

    Like

    He lovingly raped her ass

    Or

    She silently sucked his ass

    Or

    He carefully beat her ass

    I thought those are ADJECTIVES?

    Adverbs seem no different to me than adjectives...

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