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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice

    When you're uncomfortable talking about things other than drugs because you're a massive faggot
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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The future is gonna be so fucking awesome as long as I'm not in jail. I'm praying something good happens to someone I care about tomorrow. I'm getting fucking big and fat from taking juice. The guy I know who makes it is a fucking mess though although I know he's legit I just worry about the sanitation. Life is weird
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  5. ~300mg T-PAIN (idk, stopped counting scoops after a while) becous i am weak but he is strong
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash What are you trying to say?

    That it doesn't bother me


    Pi redocted.
  7. Krow African Astronaut
    since when did Lanny start sticky'n the posts?
  8. Took an ubber for the first time ever today because I locked my keys in my car, and 2 trips was like 75 dollars cheaper than the quote I got from a tow truck.

    I need to figure out a way to have my spare key rigged onto the body of my car somewhere. What I use to do with my old cars with the thick, rubber covered keys was to grind/cut the rubber off and put the key behind the one of the license plate screws, so when I inevitably locked myself out, I would just take a quarter or a gift card or a flat rock and unscrew the license plate on one side, and voila! There's a key.

    The key on my new car has a big ass hard plastic remote on the end that doesnt really come off I don't think. Maybe it will if I mess around with it, but otherwise I think they sell little key boxes that hook under your car somewhere. That scares me that it might fall off a little easier though.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow Took an ubber for the first time ever today because I locked my keys in my car, and 2 trips was like 75 dollars cheaper than the quote I got from a tow truck.

    I need to figure out a way to have my spare key rigged onto the body of my car somewhere. What I use to do with my old cars with the thick, rubber covered keys was to grind/cut the rubber off and put the key behind the one of the license plate screws, so when I inevitably locked myself out, I would just take a quarter or a gift card or a flat rock and unscrew the license plate on one side, and voila! There's a key.

    The key on my new car has a big ass hard plastic remote on the end that doesnt really come off I don't think. Maybe it will if I mess around with it, but otherwise I think they sell little key boxes that hook under your car somewhere. That scares me that it might fall off a little easier though.

    You know they make magnetic boxes for that shit, right? I got nervous it'd fall off too, but after crashing over a sneaky speed bump going 55 with 4 zips of dope in the lil booger, i came to accept that if you get one of the strong magnet ones, its going to stay there until you want to take it off.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love bad bitches got a fuckin problem
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin problem
  12. I feel like those magnetic boxes are common enough that if I wanted to steal a car all I'd have to do is look underneath
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    The key in my key box is pretty well hidden; but if someone finds it, it only opens the door, will not start the car.

    DP, if that key has a computer chip in it, you might not want to destroy it. Those things are expensive!
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  15. Technologist victim of incest
    My sister-in-law is super high anxiety, but weed does nothing for her.

    I hooked her up with a vape pen and cart, but it did nothing for her.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin problem

    No one cares.com
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm getting fucking big and fat from taking juice.

  18. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER You know they make magnetic boxes for that shit, right? I got nervous it'd fall off too, but after crashing over a sneaky speed bump going 55 with 4 zips of dope in the lil booger, i came to accept that if you get one of the strong magnet ones, its going to stay there until you want to take it off.

    Magnets apparently also will change lights to green for motorcycles that can't trigger those sensors.

    they have rare earth magnets strong as fuck at Radio Sha.. oh wait, they closed down. Oh you can buy the toy Magnetts at Toys R 4 ,, OH wait, they went out of business.

    Oh well. maybe a fridge magnet will work
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Krow Magnets apparently also will change lights to green for motorcycles that can't trigger those sensors.

    they have rare earth magnets strong as fuck at Radio Sha.. oh wait, they closed down. Oh you can buy the toy Magnetts at Toys R 4 ,, OH wait, they went out of business.

    Oh well. maybe a fridge magnet will work

    nigga what?
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  20. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    LOL

    wish I had access to that at age 9

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