The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-03 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #2421
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Krow Magnets apparently also will change lights to green for motorcycles that can't trigger those sensors.
   
   they have rare earth magnets strong as fuck at Radio Sha.. oh wait, they closed down. Oh you can buy the toy Magnetts at Toys R 4 ,, OH wait, they went out of business.
   
   Oh well. maybe a fridge magnet will work

   
   A common belief but most people that have sport bikes tell me it doesn't work
2. 2019-05-03 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #2422
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Even if it was a magnetic sensor and not a weight sensor or something, it would have to be calibrated for a pretty powerful magnet to not have interference caused by a ton of other shit. I think.
3. 2019-05-03 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #2423
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox A common belief but most people that have sport bikes tell me it doesn't work

   
   Like Crotch Rockets? I had a S650
   
   didn't work the Magnet. Would piss me off because there was often a cop that cruised up and down that thoroughfare. let me go with a warning and told me
   
   I would have to wait until a car came up behind me or wait the 3 cycle of lights at this T section. because the other road had turn arrows but my intersection had to wait 3 cycles.. each cycle was like 3 minutes each. No lie.. 8-9 minutes waiting for a light. but turning left onto it was dangerous as fuck.. and turning right was a 3/4 a mile before you could U-turn
4. 2019-05-03 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #2424
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by CASPER Even if it was a magnetic sensor and not a weight sensor or something, it would have to be calibrated for a pretty powerful magnet to not have interference caused by a ton of other shit. I think.

   
   I kinda wanted to do this to Jenna Jameson about 20 yrs ago
5. 2019-05-03 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #2425
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER nigga what?

   
   Mental illness.
6. 2019-05-03 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #2426
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist The key in my key box is pretty well hidden; but if someone finds it, it only opens the door, will not start the car.

   
   That just means I could hide in the trunk and Rob/rape you once you got home
7. 2019-05-03 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #2427
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Fucking magnets how do they work?
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8. 2019-05-03 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #2428
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The key that came with thr car I just bought kept setting the alarm off from my bedroom inside a drawer, so I paid the 120 or whatever to a new key programmed and I guess I havent checked to see what kind of battery the other one takes so that ideally, I'll be able to replace it for a couple bucks.
   
   Right I have the spare wrapped in a couple inches thick of tin foil because that stops they fob from transmitting to the car.
9. 2019-05-03 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #2429
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Jυicebox That just means I could hide in the trunk and Rob/rape you once you got home

   
   Not in my vehicle. I can see everything when I get in, it’s a 3 row SUV.😜
10. 2019-05-03 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #2430
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Holy duck boys
11. 2019-05-03 at 2:39 PM UTC

    #2431
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Holy fuck bois!
12. 2019-05-03 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #2432
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
13. 2019-05-03 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #2433
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is love? Baby dont huet me
14. 2019-05-03 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #2434
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ

    
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15. 2019-05-03 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #2435
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHENEVER I SEE A PERSON SMOKING I SMASH THEIR CIGARETTE
16. 2019-05-03 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #2436
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get high on tech and practice walking into the gas station asking for a a pack of smokes for 5 hours
    Get drunk and just walk in whatever.
    
    Alcohol > tech
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17. 2019-05-03 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #2437
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I xant find my money order I bought for rent the other day. Did i blackout and put it in the box? I dknt remember.
18. 2019-05-03 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #2438
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ Get high on tech and practice walking into the gas station asking for a a pack of smokes for 5 hours
    Get drunk and just walk in whatever.
    
    Alcohol > tech

    
    Autism that bad?
19. 2019-05-03 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #2439
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There is a theory going around that James (the current jeopardy dominator) is on the spectrum. I can see it especially since yesterday there was a category where he was spelling the answers (questions) like it was nothing. I dont personally think hes autistic but I can see how one could make a case .
20. 2019-05-03 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #2440
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lose all my money
    
    Nose be runny
    
    Look up at the sky
    
    Clouds mask the sunny
    
    I hate day
    
    Blinds always closed
    
    The moon is my God
    
    Drunken ass prose
    
    Please die?
    
    Drink rose ?
    
    Ask why?
    
    No clothes?
    
    Shh. Hush now.
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    • Sudo