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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Originally posted by Octavian Thick glass, had to use a hammer. It was when I was sticking my arm in. I've cut my jacket a little bit. Ah well Council are replacing glass tonight.

    Are you glad to know that if a lunatic smashed into your house with a hammer that no one around would even notice?
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    My neighbor gave me the hammer lol. The other two neighbors were at work/ couldn't give a fuck anyway.
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CountBlah I've had a bunch pulled and now they are up to 130 for simple extraction or 230 for complex plus 100 and some change for the xray and consultation. I spent 500 something the other week getting two fuckin teeth pulled. A couple yrs ago same place was 65-135

    Holy shit what? Why the fuck is a dentist charging you money for? That shits all free.


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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc Holy shit what? Why the fuck is a dentist charging you money for? That shits all free.


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    Maybe in Crumpetshire. Here we have to pay to be tortured. But we also get assault rifles so....even split i guess.
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  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Crumpetshire.

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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You can just print ar15s off the internet now.



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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You can print the lowers, but youd still need at the very least a barrel and trigger assembly. And i dont care enough to look, but i feel like the UK would have restrictions surrounding that shit too.

    MATCH POINT: MERIKKKUH
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My Tweedle Farms weed just came in the mail.

    1/8 of Cherry and 1/8th of Secret Sauce, 1/4 of Lifter.

    This is seriously perfect. Just packed a bowl and vaped .2-.3. Ground it super fine with just a tiny pinch (.02?) of Wedding Cake on top. Almost no physical effects. No tightness in my chest. I started singing some gay song under my breath, and thats when i realized i was feeling something and started laughing. Muscles dont hurt quite so much as they did an hour or so ago. The pain in still there, but now its more like a tightness or a muscle that needs to be stretched- rather than a throbbing pain.

    I dig it.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What was the gay song?
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER You can print the lowers, but youd still need at the very least a barrel and trigger assembly. And i dont care enough to look, but i feel like the UK would have restrictions surrounding that shit too.

    MATCH POINT: MERIKKKUH

    You can get guns here by ordering all the parts from abroad as well.

    Plus I know at least 3 people to get a gun from if you're not too choosy exactly what it is.


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  12. Octavian motherfucker
  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    What was he in before gay of boners?


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  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc What was he in before gay of boners?


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    Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings

    Must have been summing else as well coz I wouldn't have watched gay porn.


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  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lethal Weapon 2
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice Her ass isn't on it's period.

    This nigga lit AF fam.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER My Tweedle Farms weed just came in the mail.

    1/8 of Cherry and 1/8th of Secret Sauce, 1/4 of Lifter.

    This is seriously perfect. Just packed a bowl and vaped .2-.3. Ground it super fine with just a tiny pinch (.02?) of Wedding Cake on top. Almost no physical effects. No tightness in my chest. I started singing some gay song under my breath, and thats when i realized i was feeling something and started laughing. Muscles dont hurt quite so much as they did an hour or so ago. The pain in still there, but now its more like a tightness or a muscle that needs to be stretched- rather than a throbbing pain.

    I dig it.

    Rip Malice lol. I remember when he got introduced to marijuana and would vape 0.0001g and wait an hour for the effects 😂

    Poor sweet boy.
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CountBlah Those miniature reeses eggs is where it's at. Got a grip of em in my fridge I picked up half off at the dollar sto in the hood.


    Pussy be good and shit but I hate when it's out of order for one week a month. Bitches be yellin bout needing pads and shit.

    Out of order?!?

  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Out of order?!?


    What are you trying to say?

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