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  1. also, I have a fake incisor tooth that cost 5 grand. For some reason, during some part of the process it failed because i smoked a cigarette at my friends house right after having surgery, so I got to have more surgery and more fentanyl, propofol, and ativan. mmmmmmm
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Octavian As opposed to what other great shows, huh?

    Are you trying to say there are no great shows out there but that one? again its a shit show that looks pretty on the outside(all style)dark and ugly in the insides(no substance at all but FAKES it well enough to fool simple minded folk.)
  3. Originally posted by DietYellow juicebox, what was thankable about this poast?

    It implies that inert observer would've had to have either watched or researched the show, which, according to his words makes him a retard
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I haven't drank in too long and it's driving me to destruction. I'm offered it basically everyday. I'm going to drink sometime and destroy myself and wake up a new man and hopefully feel better. I feel I will destroy whatever I touch when I drink so I'm gonna touch your mother's vacoochie lol
  5. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I like reeses and pussy
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Pussy be fuckin my life up but yet at the same time its givin me stamina.
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Pussy be fuckin my life up but yet at the same time its givin me stamina.

    you have been awake for minutes
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I like Reese's more than pussy
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck Reese. Guy makes a business out of selling his pieces and we're just supposed to act like that's normal and fine? Hes trash. His mother's trash. His whole family, garbage. I'd eat 'em alive.
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    his father gave him a small loan of a million dollars in 1980 after he got rich selling his withered spoon
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reese Witherspoon on the other hand. I would indeed enjoy eating her piece.
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Wait till you find out about that slut Hershey and her kisses.
  13. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Those miniature reeses eggs is where it's at. Got a grip of em in my fridge I picked up half off at the dollar sto in the hood.


    Pussy be good and shit but I hate when it's out of order for one week a month. Bitches be yellin bout needing pads and shit.
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I love eating pussy but shark week resigns me to fingering, or going down on some stank ass bloody ass pussy.

    Damn women figure that shit out. Does a man have to invent pussy deodorant too?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Frankly, the only guy that really tickles my fancy is Palmer. Palmer and his Easter Friends collection including and especially his hollow white chocolate flavored lamb with bell. 70 cents on clearance.

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  16. palmer is the shit. Everything ive had from them so far has been EXCELLENTE
  17. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ Frankly, the only guy that really tickles my fancy is Palmer. Palmer and his Easter Friends collection including and especially his hollow white chocolate flavored lamb with bell. 70 cents on clearance.


    That lamb has seen some shit.

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  18. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Palmer is good chocolate for sure.I need to hit all the dollar stores and buy up what I can.

    I been back on the white chocolate reeses kick. Also want to try the new peanut butter lovers cups.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow i dont want to see your teeth


    adderall fucked mine up somewhat bad enough that im considering buying the most expensive crest whitestrips.

    Yeah im surprised i even have teeth with all the shit i smoked. Ironically if my primary ROA had been IV, id probably be better off. lol.

    Mostly all my enamel is worn to shit and most of my teeth have lost like 20% of their surface area. But it didnt help that my teeth were chipped and shit before. The other day I mentioned something about how i always hated my teeth and i always hoped some rich person would come into my work and offer to pay to get all my shit fixed, and my mom was like "Well after you got in the fight (I like how she calls me getting jumped by 15 black dudes "a fight"), you couldve gotten them fixed but you didnt want to."

    I wanted to be like "bitch are you crazy?" We were so poor I wore my shoes until rocks started poking through the bottoms and rolling around the inside. I never said anything and never complained bc i knew she couldnt afford it. If someone had offered me braces or dental work, id have taken it in a heartbeat.



    Originally posted by Common De-mominator You should visit the dentist bro, for real. I know many people who skated by for years and years then their shit gave out all at once.

    At least go on for a checkup, and PRECOMMIT TO NOT DOING ANY PROCEDURES ON THST VISIT. Dentists really try to motherfuck you with upsales immediately. Just get your shit checked out, XRayed and make sure everything is copacetic, hear the dentist out about what all is wrong with your shit, smile, and walk out with the information. Decide what, if anything, to do later.

    Yeah i know. I need to get the insurance sorted out first though, and find a place nearby. I know for sure i have a fuckton of cavities bc i can feel them. Thank god for fluoridated water i guess. And I for sure need some veneers or something on my canines, bc thats where the enamel erosion has his the worst. And my two front teeth had a gap, but when i got kickewd in the face, it chipped two of my molars on my left side, one on my left, and my two front teeth and the one canine thats most fucked up. Exposed, the heroin smoke just chewed it up. But like i said it should be a lot worse. Its not quite as bad as that West Virginia Mountain Dew Mouth.

    So yeah def need cavitie4s filled. My wisdom teeth pretty much go all the way back to my jaw bone. I need my front teeth fixed, and i probably need my tonsils removed bc even now that I dont smoke, they still seem to get infected all the time, an dtheres that gross shit thatr comes out of your tonsils sometimes and i have to spend like 10 min in front of the mirror each morning trying to waterpik them so i dont have gross breath.

    All kinda jacked up.



    Originally posted by CountBlah I've had a bunch pulled and now they are up to 130 for simple extraction or 230 for complex plus 100 and some change for the xray and consultation. I spent 500 something the other week getting two fuckin teeth pulled. A couple yrs ago same place was 65-135

    My co-workers route canal cost 1600

    Two get my two front teeth fixed (bc i could deal with everything else if i just had a smile i felt okay about), was going to be 4400- including x rays and implant fitting, colorizing, etc.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow palmer is the shit. Everything ive had from them so far has been EXCELLENTE

    I must just be unlucky bc i remember Palmer and russel stover tasting like straight up soap. Sees is pretty much as cheap as i go for candy- unless its a payday or reeses.

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