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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CountBlah I just thought it was real odd the guy brought it up in the middle of conversations about cars and pussy.

    HE WAS TRYIN TO BIG HIMSELF UP YOU RETARD


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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah There's good money in antiques and memorabilia, no shame in knowing about it and thriving off that knowledge.


    Yeah average restaurant lasts 1-3 years down here. There's a big issue right now with no one being able to find workers. There's a serious fucking housing bubble here at the moment. That apartment I had about 9 years ago for 650 is now close to 1500 a month. Houses that would be like 150k are going for 250-300 now. Ass of Yankees have moved down here to work at Boeing and Volvo. My housing costs is under 500 a month so I'm straight with that for now. I'm mostly trying to eliminate debt and be ready to strike when housing bubble pops. We're maybe 3-4 years into it.

    Apparently in booming markets like that, the best lower end investment is trailer parks. John Oliver did a segment on it the other night, and it was depressing. Of course he could be full of shit, but still...

    1500? Fuuuck. Yeah shit dude you may as well move to LA now. That's California prices. Years ago you almost had me convinced to move somewhere in the Midwest when you told me how little you paid in rent, and my little shithole apartment in Inglewood was 1400. Damn dude.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm actually looking at franchising a restaurant right now. The problem is my friend doesn't have much start up capital, drinks everyday, has never really had a job in his life and is constantly roid raging. For some reason the business owner loves him though and wants to give him the world while me and another investor put up the money and will be much more useful. I love my friend but he doesn't really have the discipline right now due to his alcoholism. I'm trying to think of a way to insert him into a role hed be happy with without giving him a percentage of the business
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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm actually looking at franchising a restaurant right now. The problem is my friend doesn't have much start up capital, drinks everyday, has never really had a job in his life and is constantly roid raging. For some reason the business owner loves him though and wants to give him the world while me and another investor put up the money and will be much more useful. I love my friend but he doesn't really have the discipline right now due to his alcoholism. I'm trying to think of a way to insert him into a role hed be happy with without giving him a percentage of the business

    Yeah remember when you invest in a business you're investing in people. If the people ain't likely to cut it then its a sure loss. And people who invest in friends and family are fools. Its too hard to pull the hard difficult yet necessary business decisions when doing so will hurt the friend or family member. Recipe for fucking disaster, and your disaster at that.


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  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Well dream is shutting down and wallstreet is down for "maintenance" until the 3rd of May lol. What's a backwoods honky to do for those $350 ounces of ice cream ?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RestStop Well dream is shutting down and wallstreet is down for "maintenance" until the 3rd of May lol. What's a backwoods honky to do for those $350 ounces of ice cream ?

    what's ice cream? If you're paying $350 an ounce for internet weed you deserve to smoke tree bark off a pile of your burning money
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Just injected 2 marijuanas
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CountBlah I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.

    What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?

    I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.

    There's a 15k bounty on a drug dealer I used to chill with last summer . Far as I know I would say it's legit considering I also know the two other dealers he robbed. None of those niggaz is playing but already too many regular dumbasses know about it so I wouldn't touch it even if I was interested. HANL.
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RestStop There's a 15k bounty on a drug dealer I used to chill with last summer . Far as I know I would say it's legit considering I also know the two other dealers he robbed. None of those niggaz is playing but already too many regular dumbasses know about it so I wouldn't touch it even if I was interested. HANL.

    Yeah contract killing is a mugs game. They nearly always roll on you thinking they can get out of the life sentence if they give you up. Or sooner or later a customer turns out to be an undercover and then you still fucked. Long sentences for that shit and the money not that great as its not like you'll be working every day, or even every week. Its really the sort of thing dumb psychos think of as a good career move.


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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Narc doesn't know shit about shit.
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo what's ice cream? If you're paying $350 an ounce for internet weed you deserve to smoke tree bark off a pile of your burning money

    It's crystal meth.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    15k isnt near enough. Unless you could be paid an advance via BTC, and then the rest immediately after it was done....theres just too many threads to unravel.

    On a slightly unrelated topic, with my attention to detail, i was thinking id probably be pretty good at helping craft an ARG in LA. Was reading about a thing they had going on a year or so called The Lust Experience that was an 18 month long "immersive theatre" production centering around a violent sex cult/ sex trafficking/ murder, etc.

    A guy was talking about how a homeless dude along his route home asked him for money, and then ended up giving him a dirty room key to a hotel a couple miles away. When he went there, he heard a shower running and the bed was all fucked up, clothes on the floor, used condom in the trash. The girl yelled to bring her her phone or something, and when the guy went in the bathroom, this young chick was in there, fully naked. She starts freaking out asking who the fuck he is and why hes in the room. Eventually she chills out and blah blah blah some bad shit happened to her. She starets crying and asks if its okay if he just lays down with her for a while and holds her hand.

    Like 10 minutes later he gets a picture message on his cell phone with a picture of him and the hooker from the vantage point of an unseen camera above their heads, with the message "How would Mariana feel about this?" (his IRL wife). At that point the chick gets really cold and calls some dude to help her kick him out of the room, but the player had the presence of mind to pocket her cell phone and apparently found some useful shit on there.

    Lol. Imagine if you ruined your marriage over some LARP game.

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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RestStop It's crystal meth.

    That's a good price around here. It's my understanding that it's hard to smoke more than an 8 ball of ice in a day if it's good.
  14. GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by CASPER 15k isnt near enough. Unless you could be paid an advance via BTC, and then the rest immediately after it was done….theres just too many threads to unravel.

    On a slightly unrelated topic, with my attention to detail, i was thinking id probably be pretty good at helping craft an ARG in LA. Was reading about a thing they had going on a year or so called The Lust Experience that was an 18 month long "immersive theatre" production centering around a violent sex cult/ sex trafficking/ murder, etc.

    A guy was talking about how a homeless dude along his route home asked him for money, and then ended up giving him a dirty room key to a hotel a couple miles away. When he went there, he heard a shower running and the bed was all fucked up, clothes on the floor, used condom in the trash. The girl yelled to bring her her phone or something, and when the guy went in the bathroom, this young chick was in there, fully naked. She starts freaking out asking who the fuck he is and why hes in the room. Eventually she chills out and blah blah blah some bad shit happened to her. She starets crying and asks if its okay if he just lays down with her for a while and holds her hand.

    Like 10 minutes later he gets a picture message on his cell phone with a picture of him and the hooker from the vantage point of an unseen camera above their heads, with the message "How would Mariana feel about this?" (his IRL wife). At that point the chick gets really cold and calls some dude to help her kick him out of the room, but the player had the presence of mind to pocket her cell phone and apparently found some useful shit on there.

    Lol. Imagine if you ruined your marriage over some LARP game.

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    omg thats so fucking gay. How do i unregister from taboo?
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  15. GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RestStop Well dream is shutting down and wallstreet is down for "maintenance" until the 3rd of May lol. What's a backwoods honky to do for those $350 ounces of ice cream ?

    Come to LA, nigga. ROAD TRIP!!
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  16. Originally posted by GHOSTFACE omg thats so fucking gay. How do i unregister from taboo?

    https://niggasin.space/taboo/status
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  17. Bueno motherfucker
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Narc doesn't know shit about shit.

    Yeah I know coz I never played grand theft auto.

    I just went out and did that shit for real for near 30 years. Wtf would I know?


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  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah I know coz I never played grand theft auto.

    I just went out and did that shit for real for near 30 years. Wtf would I know?


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    Being a 50 year old junkie loser with a record ain't no flex.
  20. GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    Theres also a reason i only consider having been "working" 7 or 8 years, and SERIOUSLY working for the last 3- when i was addicted for 13. I know so many "dealers" whose entire meagre income comes from buying a $150 sack, breaking it down into 20s and making $240. Thats not "dealing" to me. Thats just barely scraping by. I did that for a very long time.

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