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  1. Originally posted by GGG Casper - Has always remained free

    Narc- Spent time locked up for drugs

    I was just about to ask. Who has been popped and who hasn’t?
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    I'd say it's an even split, half of us have a criminal record while the other half don't. I'm counting traffic tickets btw.
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I was just about to ask. Who has been popped and who hasn’t?

    Thank you, the question you were about to ask but was already answered has been duly noted.
  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I'd say it's an even split, half of us have a criminal record while the other half don't. I'm counting traffic tickets btw.

    I've never even gotten a traffic ticket lol, but that's mostly because I remember reading a study showing that on average, speeding only shaves off ~2 minutes from a journey. I'm also autistically punctual, to the point where I have probably wasted thousands of hours of my life by arriving early and waiting for shit I didn't need to be punctual for.

    Other than that I've never really engaged in illegal activities north of buying and smoking weed.

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  5. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Thank you, the question you were about to ask but was already answered has been duly noted.

    Oh I just made the comment to say it’s painfully obvious...I wasn’t actually asking the question.
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I've never even gotten a traffic ticket lol, but that's mostly because I remember reading a study showing that on average, speeding only shaves off ~2 minutes from a journey. I'm also autistically punctual, to the point where I have probably wasted thousands of hours of my life by arriving early and waiting for shit I didn't need to be punctual for.

    Other than that I've never really engaged in illegal activities north of buying and smoking weed.

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    This is your top fucking drug dealer right here lol


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  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc This is your top fucking drug dealer right here lol


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    Are you having trouble reading? I said I would have made a good drug dealer if I chose to do so. Which I never did, never needed to.
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Narc was a bad drug dealer lol
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ITT: people who post like sheltered first year rookie cops imagining how drug dealers operate

    It's crazy anyone has sold most of you drugs at all

    I am extremely jaded. This thread actually got fake lame awkward and boring when people talk about work. Fentanylize yourselves to death

    I don't know how people don't kaizen their fucking lives everyday. Whenever I'm not crippled by anger, depression, anxiety and legal predicaments I'm moving in a good direction steadily. I think things are going to be awesome as long as I'm not all incarcery
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    True fact: being a degenerate with a rap sheet doesn't qualify you as a smart of knowledgeable drug dealer.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator True fact: being a degenerate with a rap sheet doesn't qualify you as a smart of knowledgeable drug dealer.

    True but another true fact is hypothesizing about scarface fantasies on the internet while being captain falcon is extremely cringey and sad
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Are you having trouble reading? I said I would have made a good drug dealer if I chose to do so.

    in theory maybe, hard to make an accurate prediction when virtually every customer is absurdly unpredictable though
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo True but another true fact is hypothesizing about scarface fantasies on the internet while being captain falcon is extremely cringey and sad

    Truer fact: making shit up that I never did is the cringiest way to initiate a put-down.
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra in theory maybe, hard to make an accurate prediction when virtually every customer is absurdly unpredictable though

    Sure but the dealer does what he can do. Shits gonna be sketchy no matter what. The best you can do is your due diligence.
  15. Falcon stfu. You let some bullshit ass compliment about being a potentially decent drug dealer shoot your testosterone through the roof and went to troll town lmao.
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  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    BREAK YOSELF NIGGA

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  17. Fuckin rugtard
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG ITT: Niggas who don't know about paper bags at the park

    what about styrofoam cups on the corner?
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc Are you serious? Thats dumb as fuck.


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    I mean it is what it is. Worked for me. Maybe oily gym rats are a bigger deterrent where people dont routinely shoot each other and shit, but like i said- in my experience not really. I mean assuming i have FIVE dudes my size with me. I show dude some product, he opens the bag, stirs it around, pinches some between his fingers, smells it. Then pulls out a gun. Says "give me everything". Are my guys going to rush him or something? Theyre certainly not going to risk getting shot over $100. And the last thing i would want is stranersa- especially strangers who i see routinely and who could figure out my real name easily- knowing my business and that I commit felonies. They could just as easily extort me for a few hundred more not to drop an anonymous tip and make my life super inconvenient.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator BREAK YOSELF NIGGA


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