People Always Safeguard Their Head Above All Else

1. 2019-04-22 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Ever notice how people always want to keep their head at all costs? I mean, they can lose a leg, or an arm, or a kidney, fingers, toes, and it doesn't really bother them all that much, but there's no way the head is going. I guess that's because it's the one thing you can't lose. You can never lose your head, or it's game over right there. The head is the most important thing in life.
2. 2019-04-22 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   people more instinctively protect their chest
3. 2019-04-22 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by aldra people more instinctively protect their chest

   
   
   They're afraid of being shot by Cupid.
4. 2019-04-22 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   WHERES YOUR HEAD AT
   
   
5. 2019-04-22 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra people more instinctively protect their chest

   
   really ?
   
   because people are more likely tp instinctly begin by hitting the head.
6. 2019-04-22 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Yeah. Brain damage is bad.
7. 2019-04-22 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The French Revolution, all those people standing in the lineup, with the line stretched back all the way up the street and into the distance, each one had lots of time to think what it will feel like to actually lose their head. And they did. Ends up all their heads were cleanly sliced off, their respective heads dropped into their respective head pails, while the day-to-day activities continued on as usual. Nobody really cared, unless it was their own head. Everyone still alive wanted to hang onto their own head at all costs.
8. 2019-04-22 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
9. 2019-04-22 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The French Revolution, all those people standing in the lineup, with the line stretched back all the way up the street and into the distance, each one had lots of time to think what it will feel like to actually lose their head. And they did. Ends up all their heads were cleanly sliced off, their respective heads dropped into their respective head pails, while the day-to-day activities continued on as usual. Nobody really cared, unless it was their own head. Everyone still alive wanted to hang onto their own head at all costs.

   
   And now they call ISIS evil for beheading people, imagine that
10. 2019-04-22 at 6 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost And now they call ISIS evil for beheading people, imagine that

    
    the frenchies were different.
    
    they beheaded people with science, mathematics, contraptions and engineering.
    
    and in a civilized manner.
11. 2019-04-22 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ever notice how people always want to keep their dome (head) at all costs? I mean, they can lose a leg, or an arm, or a kidney, fingers, toes, and it doesn't really bother them all that much, but there's no way the dome (head) is going. I guess that's because it's the one thing you can't lose. You can never lose your dome (head), or it's game over right there. The dome (head) is the most important thing in life.
    
    -- Totse classic edition remix.
12. 2019-04-22 at 6:03 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the frenchies were different.
    
    they beheaded people with science, mathematics, contraptions and engineering.
    
    and in a civilized manner.

13. 2019-04-22 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I was literally thinking last night that IF I were to ever commit suicide, and that is a strong if, it would be awesome to set up my own guillotine and do it that way.
    
    I bet I'd be the first person ever to die by (intentional) self-inflicted beheading.
14. 2019-04-22 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks I was literally thinking last night that IF I were to ever commit suicide, and that is a strong if, it would be awesome to set up my own guillotine and do it that way.
    
    I bet I'd be the first person ever to die by (intentional) self-inflicted beheading.

    
    kill yourself with a tactical boomeraang.
15. 2019-04-22 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny kill yourself with a tactical boomeraang.

    
    Not as precise.
    
    I need it to be a guaranteed one-time kill.
    
    I'd probably throw the boomerang and have it land in a bush somewhere and just give up and go on living.
16. 2019-04-22 at 8:39 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I remember the account of that queen they sentenced to be beheaded, but the executioner missed the mark and ended up only cutting half her head off, whereupon she started shrieking and rolling around like a fish, until the second or third (maybe the fourth or fifth) chop finally removed the head permanently.
17. 2019-04-22 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I remember the account of that queen they sentenced to be beheaded, but the executioner missed the mark and ended up only cutting half her head off, whereupon she started shrieking and rolling around like a fish, until the second or third (maybe the fourth or fifth) chop finally removed the head permanently.

    
    Ok no suicide by guillotine for me anymore.
18. 2019-04-22 at 8:54 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The French Revolution, all those people standing in the lineup, with the line stretched back all the way up the street and into the distance, each one had lots of time to think what it will feel like to actually lose their head. And they did. Ends up all their heads were cleanly sliced off, their respective heads dropped into their respective head pails, while the day-to-day activities continued on as usual. Nobody really cared, unless it was their own head. Everyone still alive wanted to hang onto their own head at all costs.

    
    I imagine it feels like the world just flies up straight into your head. Then when your brain is devoid of blood in a second or 10 you will lose consciousness. It's probably one of the nicer ways to go if you think about it.
19. 2019-04-22 at 8:56 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can still see through your eyes for about a full half a minute, after your head is completely severed.
20. 2019-04-22 at 8:58 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can still see through your eyes for about a full half a minute, after your head is completely severed.

    
    Only if the executioner puts your head perfectly upside down so the blood doesn't fall out.