2019-04-22 at 1:09 PM UTC
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite jedily and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal COCKodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi
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2019-04-22 at 1:22 PM UTC
Sudo
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the eagle shed a tear on the chaulk?
2019-04-22 at 4:03 PM UTC
Anti-depressants are of the devil. Even TCA's, i've fallen into the habit of popping a TCA after an opiate binge to stop the brain zaps , now i get brain zaps even if i don't opiate binge but forget the motherfucking TCA.
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2019-04-22 at 4:49 PM UTC
That makes no sense unless youre doing T-PAIN or tramadol. I've gone through full blown heroin withdrawal (with subs i guess) and had nothing of the sort. But yes, antidepressants are evil and worthless.
Which reminds me, i forgot to take my morning tramadol. Brb
2019-04-22 at 4:50 PM UTC
Opiate withdrawals are fun
2019-04-22 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost
Opiate withdrawals are fun
Lil' bit.
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2019-04-22 at 5:22 PM UTC
Maybe it's because the first opiate i ever did was codeine, and it made me sick. So i did Tramadol for a month straight afterward, only adverse effect i had was brain zaps, now whenever i've been taking opiates for a while and stop i get brain zaps. It's not psychosomatic, because it happens at random times, and especially when i move my eyes fast from one place in my field of vision to another. Which in itself is very strange, but true.
2019-04-22 at 5:32 PM UTC
Sudo
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what the fuck are opiate brain zaps? I have withdrawn from hydromorphone dozens of times in my life and I don't know what you're talking about. Opiate withdrawls for me are more about hating life and shitting 19 times every day
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2019-04-22 at 5:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
what the fuck are opiate brain zaps?
Schizophrenia
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2019-04-22 at 5:55 PM UTC
y36mg
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What can I do with my life
2019-04-22 at 6:29 PM UTC
I took like 10mg memantine yesterday and feel just a bit head in the clouds or so. The consistency of it reminds of me T-PAIN, which has a very annoying consis.
2019-04-22 at 7:22 PM UTC
I've never had brain zaps either. Just awful sweating, pain, depression, sneezing, shitting myself, cramps, and anxiety, among other unpleasant shit.
2019-04-22 at 7:22 PM UTC
Actually i take that back, hydromorphone has a long half life. In my experience, short half life opiates have much different withdrawal than long half life opiates so that may have something to do with it.
2019-04-22 at 7:24 PM UTC
Ok fine, niggas. It's probably cerebral palsy.
2019-04-22 at 7:26 PM UTC
What does a "brain zap" feel like? I've never withdrawn from methadone, but in the last 13 years ive had more heroin withdrawals than I've had hot meals. Then again people are just super different. Like I said I've had friends that could smile and laugh through awful wd. Not me.
