The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-14 at 11 PM UTC

   #1641
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   It's called being scared
2. 2019-04-14 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #1642
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Ghost It's called being scared

   
   You cannot possibly fathom the things that scare me, but rest assured, it's not you.
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3. 2019-04-14 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #1643
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You don't scare me, yid
4. 2019-04-14 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #1644
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I'm on them pills
   You on that lean
   You fuck me slow
   Girl do your thing
5. 2019-04-14 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #1645
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Ghost You don't scare me, yid

   
   By the way, that part about the dick pics is true. Just thought you ought to know. Ask HTS if he remembers the gigantic homosexual, haha.
6. 2019-04-15 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #1646
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Sophie By the way, that part about the dick pics is true. Just thought you ought to know. Ask HTS if he remembers the gigantic homosexual, haha.

   
   Wait what? Did I really ask you for dick pix? Lmao. I don't really doubt it, I just also don't remember that at all.
   
   lol
7. 2019-04-15 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #1647
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie By the way, that part about the dick pics is true. Just thought you ought to know. Ask HTS if he remembers the gigantic homosexual, haha.

   
   I didn't read your trash bars
   
   You are nothing compared the freestyle legend robert.
   
   
8. 2019-04-15 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #1648
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   somebody really loves Iron Maiden
9. 2019-04-15 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #1649
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm delivering fir a restaurant called "Legendary Spice".
   
   I know where I'm taking my son John out to eat.
10. 2019-04-15 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #1650
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by HTS Wait what? Did I really ask you for dick pix? Lmao. I don't really doubt it, I just also don't remember that at all.
    
    lol

    
    Yeah, in TC once. You were fucking around with a water pistol. I told you not to kill yourself. Then some time later we got to talking about anime and school girl outfits and we had a good chat about all sorts of things, then you asked for dick pics. I said something to the effect of: It's nice of you to take an interest but i don't really swing that way. Even though i was probably ironically saying stuff like. HTS kawaii desu ne. IIRC you said something to the effect of. Oh, yeah, well that's ok, you have a girlfriend so that's alright.
    
    And i remember thinking "Eh it's not that" but i am not sure what i actually said after that.
    
    
    
    My God just telling that story makes me feel gay. But it had to be done because i wanted to kick Scron right in the fucking balls.
11. 2019-04-15 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #1651
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They screwed up my circumcision so it's uneven kind of.
12. 2019-04-15 at 1:39 AM UTC

    #1652
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Best job for a pedophile
13. 2019-04-15 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #1653
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DietPiano Best job for a pedophile

    
    Only for boifags.
    Only for sadists.
    Only for ...
    
    I forget how you call people that want to fuck literal babies.
14. 2019-04-15 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #1654
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    oh yeah, that is called pAEdophile
15. 2019-04-15 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #1655
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DietPiano oh yeah, that is called pAEdophile

    
    Nah, it has a technical name.
16. 2019-04-15 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #1656
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
17. 2019-04-15 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #1657
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by whoami nepiophilia?

    
    That's the one.
18. 2019-04-15 at 6:49 AM UTC

    #1658
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Blood pressure down to 149/83. Few weeks ago it was like 186/92.
    
    Good shit.
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19. 2019-04-15 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #1659
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Group exercise for Wednesday's interview:
    
    Sell snow to Eskimos...
    
    Yeah, that's the fucking question. I'll smash everything else, I'm normally good at interviews.
    
    "Global warming getting you down? Our award winning, multi purpose snow ensures you and your loved ones stay chilled all year round. Whether it's ice for your whiskey or blocks to be made for your home, you will never be disappointed!"
    
    
    
    
    
    Not even a fucking sales job mang
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20. 2019-04-15 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #1660
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Octavian Group exercise for Wednesday's interview:
    
    Sell snow to Eskimos…
    
    Yeah, that's the fucking question. I'll smash everything else, I'm normally good at interviews.
    
    "Global warming getting you down? Our award winning, multi purpose snow ensures you and your loved ones stay chilled all year round. Whether it's ice for your whiskey or blocks to be made for your home, you will never be disappointed!"
    
    
    
    
    
    Not even a fucking sales job mang

    
    Is it a job where you deal with people a lot?