The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-05 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #1281
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I have smoked zero cannabis or consumed anything cannabis related in the past two weeks.
2. 2019-04-05 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #1282
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Drugs drugs drugs drugs I need more of this drug but that drug does this and this drug does that when the other drug does this so I take this other drug to do the thing with the this drug and drugs drugs drugs

   
   Yeah, how dare people in pain take drugs.
3. 2019-04-05 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #1283
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, how dare people in pain take drugs.

   
   Hey you zaid it gont!
4. 2019-04-05 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #1284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Right
5. 2019-04-05 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #1285
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wasnt making fun of you for taking drugs if that's what you took away from that post. I would like for you to know that. It would be pretty fucking hypocritical of me to do so if I was.
6. 2019-04-05 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #1286
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I peeed pee leemur peee. Peee pew lemur peee peem. Peee peeee peee lemuer peep. Pee pee pee lemur pee pee if I was.
7. 2019-04-05 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #1287
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah, how dare pee pee lemur pee peem peems.
8. 2019-04-05 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #1288
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lemur pee pee fuck you pee pee lol pee pee lemur pee pee pee.
9. 2019-04-05 at 4 AM UTC

   #1289
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Lol the people who own 80 have been clean and don't want to be reincarnated as a turk or a hillbilly of the sort that they are
10. 2019-04-05 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #1290
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by DietPiano Good to know. 300-400mg of trama should not be just a background buzz with no tolerance. It'll be a good 16 hours or so before I try it again, so that should improve it. I don't know if I really want to replace daily Crouton with daily tramadol though, that sounds like a terrible idea. I feel crappy right now, antidepressants make me feel like shit.

    
    don't go over 400, without a tolerance you start entering into seizure risk territory even if you don't 'feel' it. it affects people differently; I remember when I first started 200mg would absolutely floor me.
    
    it works on norepinephrine, so if you're on SNRIs (some antidepressants) there's likely some degree of cross-tolerance or effect.
11. 2019-04-05 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #1291
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898
    
    
    sometimes I don't believe @realdonaldtrump is actually the real Donald Trump
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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12. 2019-04-05 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #1292
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    fuck i need to go buy weed before it rains
13. 2019-04-05 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #1293
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS It's way better with the word enhancement.
    
    And far be it from me to judge you and your friend's fap fodder, but watching a guy blow a stop sign at 50 miles per hour seems like a pretty weird fucking kink.
    
    
    
    Does it have to be at 50mph or can you masturbate to dudes blowing stop signs without that part?

    
    Fucking lol
14. 2019-04-05 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #1294
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Fucking lol

    
    you should really thank that picture
15. 2019-04-05 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #1295
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Took 200mg tramadol than 100 an hour later and another 100 an hour later. Barely feeling anything, disappointed. Really liked them in high school but w/e. Gonna sell some of them to sploo, he's my drug dumpster. Also he's finally getting less paranoid about ordering things through the mail for fear of parents getting it 1st, you have me to thank for that. I convinced him to save 10 times his money buy ordering bulk Crouton online instead of at headshop. He believed that they actually spiked it with extra mitragiyne, which obviously they don't. Sucker for the marketing.
    
    JuiceBox, I've been thinking maybe tramadol and T-PAIN work better on you because they're antidepressants lol. Maybe you're the one of out 10 people who actually benefits from that shit.
16. 2019-04-05 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #1296
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    study music pls
17. 2019-04-05 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #1297
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Fuck me mang, I took 100mg of tramadol on top of vodka and felt spasticated.
    
    One thing I noticed was a slight stim feeling. Has anyone else felt this? Thought I was going to fucking die to be honest.
18. 2019-04-05 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #1298
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm stop drop and seizure all the way down the escalators, but I don't cuz I take gabapentin and lamictal. Also gives me a weird headache and a weird trick that makes me lose belly fat fast.
19. 2019-04-05 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #1299
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Tramadol.
    
    Seriously?
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    • Sudo, 
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20. 2019-04-05 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #1300
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've only been doing hydromorphone daily for about 3 weeks and already by nose is bleeding and I'm getting some rock hard boogers. I'm switching to IV for my nasal well being
    
    also tramadol is a pleb tier opiate