2019-04-03 at 11:34 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
BABBY'S arm holding an apple.
Bukowski shit
An apple is a wider at the bottom I think is the bit. They could say pear bottom Jean's too.
Jeans.
The apples with the knobs and knuckles on them are way smaller at the bottom.
The could say triangle bottom jeans too. Or just say dam gurl u gotta booty like a Georgia peach which was what the song peaches by the presidents of the United States was about. I regret how much I underappreciated peaches as a kid. Now that I'm older and more jaily I've become a fruit nut. I hope it will undue some of the damage I've done to myself to take fruit and vitamins and supplements every day.
I wish Malice were alive so he could give me a list of nootropics to take. I asked him once and told him some of my problems and Dr. Catfuck told me to take 30 different things. I should fucking look after myself before I curl up and die like a bitch from years of drugs, drinking and incarceration
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2019-04-03 at 12:15 PM UTC
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2019-04-03 at 12:28 PM UTC
I designate myself as co-robber number 1. I won't be the lead guy but I will be 2nd in command. I'll make sure "HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT DID WE SAY??!!" gets spoken to the appropriate people at the appropriate time, at the very least.
2019-04-03 at 1:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I wish Malice were alive so he could give me a list of nootropics to take.
Yeah, it sure seems to have helped him feel better, right?
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2019-04-03 at 6:15 PM UTC
Took 2 paracetamol and now I can't go the gym, fuck! Well I could but it wouldn't be advised, something to do with temperature regulating. Now I have to listen to my neighbor smash his mistress as I lay here, alone, with my thoughts.
2019-04-04 at 3:42 AM UTC
My friend and I just literally "almmost dyed" (avoiding word enhancement) if it wasnt for her instincts. Driving home from trivia and a dude blew a stop sign at what had to be at least 50 mph right in front of us, she slammed on breaks and just missed it. Literally half a second difference we would've been toast.
2019-04-04 at 3:43 AM UTC
It's a weird feeling is all.
2019-04-04 at 3:49 AM UTC
idk, Ive been in my share of "shoulda been dead..", "a couple more feet and..." car mishaps, but they don't make for very good cocktail stories, if you know what I mean.
2019-04-04 at 3:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
My friend and I just literally masturbated if it wasnt for her instincts. Driving home from trivia and a dude blew a stop sign at what had to be at least 50 mph right in front of us, she slammed on breaks and just missed it. Literally half a second difference we would've been toast.
It's way better with the word enhancement.
And far be it from me to judge you and your friend's fap fodder, but watching a guy blow a stop sign at 50 miles per hour seems like a pretty weird fucking kink.
Does it have to be at 50mph or can you masturbate to dudes blowing stop signs without that part?
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2019-04-04 at 3:56 AM UTC
If it would've just happened I could've not had to keep posting this dumb shit and id just have been dead. And that's how I want to go out ideally. So now I dont know if I'm happy or upset. Just kidding. :) live laugh love and
Yeah yeah we've all had BRUSHES with death I know I'm just.. it was so fucking close and kinda surreal and just happened so blah blah its fresh in my head and whatever. No defensive driving can ever prevent some shit like that happening. One of those "itll never happen to me" moments, happened. Almost.
Sorry
2019-04-04 at 3:59 AM UTC
oh, im sorry.
you're very brave.
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