2019-03-29 at 3:13 AM UTC
Society is really not very good at dealing with autists. It is MOST natural for us to intentionally push the buttons of autists to watch them blow up and explode and (now unwittingly) become immediately hostile and mass kill people. However, the autists have evolved to be considered "Too retarded to kill or be punished for acting innapropriately at all times". This is an advantageous survival trait acquired by them through Natural Selection.
Non-autists will eventually need to either:
1.) Learn to refrain from pushing the buttons of autists to avoid getting mass kilt, or
2.) Genocide the autists. This is a matter of survival, and the autists are gaining steam in their (literal) war against the non-autists, whom they utterly depend on. They are actually clever in some ways, completely unbeknownst to them.
2019-03-29 at 3:23 AM UTC
Why did they include the school shooter accusation stuff? Why is that relevant, they didn't directly tie that to anything else in the report...
2019-04-01 at 11:30 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
How much does a penis weigh?
To calculate the penis weight we'll have to do some calculations first. A dick having a volume of 20 cubic inches would be found to weigh 12.25 ounces, or about 0.77 pounds; some dicks are going to weigh in at more than a pound!
2019-04-01 at 7:40 PM UTC
I missed this guy. He was alright outside of his fucking cats.
2019-06-05 at 3:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by inert_observer
then malice is definitely in hell right now and we will all be there one day
he doesn't like you either, that's why you're going to hell
I WANT to go to hell so checkmate, God
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-06-05 at 2:54 PM UTC
I think heaven is just wherever and whenever you were most happy. Just a DMT thought loop in your dying brain. If that moment was getting shitfaced drunk at a campfire with a few friends, thats where you'll "go" when you die.
2019-06-05 at 2:55 PM UTC
ive got a book of matches
ive got a can of kerosene
ive got some bad ideas involving you and me
2019-06-05 at 3:07 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
didn't know him but this is some deep, dark, and depressing shit. guessing he ain't suffering anymore, well one would hope. i couldn't ever off myself i prefer the suffering in living no matter how bad shit has been or will get. a glutton for punishment many other ways too. still can understand why he did what he did though on some level. rest in peace.
2019-06-05 at 3:12 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
is this some kind of hipster metaphor for a dead person?
2019-06-05 at 3:35 PM UTC
I just noticed that 3/4 of the people who thanked the OP are Captain Falcon alts. rofl.