The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-01 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #1201
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra > want to make instant pudding but don't have an electric mixer
   > force spoon into chuck of powerdrill, use that
   > powerdrill is too powerful, have to hold trigger super lightly or pudding goes everywhere
   > forget to turn off hammer function, touch spoon to bottom of bowl, fuckin' bang, crack/hole in bottom of bowl now

   
   this is some first world middle class niggertry
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
2. 2019-04-01 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #1202
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I like to go over the About page every once in a blue moon, Lanny has a tendency to post long diatribes interspersed with the normal info. It's pretty funny.
3. 2019-04-01 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #1203
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
   
   I bought you a rollie that dont mean nothin i bought her one too
   i aint got on one look at my other arm i got on two

   
   You have an uncanny ability to ferret out and post the most unharmonious, non melodic, awful shit. Lol. I can do crap trap all day, but it better have a bomb instrumental and also hard. Basically if I'd be embarrassed to have it playing in the car-that's my rubric.
4. 2019-04-01 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #1204
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra > want to make instant pudding but don't have an electric mixer
   > force spoon into chuck of powerdrill, use that
   > powerdrill is too powerful, have to hold trigger super lightly or pudding goes everywhere
   > forget to turn off hammer function, touch spoon to bottom of bowl, fuckin' bang, crack/hole in bottom of bowl now

   
   You have these devices that are called manual mixers. Crazy i know, you might give your hands a workout, but it applies the perfect amount of force.
5. 2019-04-01 at 10:33 AM UTC

   #1205
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sophie You have these devices that are called manual mixers

   
   I don't though
6. 2019-04-01 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #1206
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Make me some puddin Aldra😁
7. 2019-04-01 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #1207
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I don't though

   
   Use a spoon. I did that the other day,,, actually I did that yesterday with pancake mix and am going to again today, but did with pudding a good week ago.
   
   And im pretty sure i have a mixer.
8. 2019-04-01 at 12:47 PM UTC

   #1208
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   buy a mixer or just buy the fucking pudding you cheapskate
   
   wtf you want to use a drill for jesus christ
9. 2019-04-01 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #1209
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Spoon 'n bowl motherfuckers...yeah!
10. 2019-04-01 at 1:01 PM UTC

    #1210
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I get my pudding directly from Bill Krozby
11. 2019-04-01 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #1211
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Every day i mix the water with the MAENG DA
    
    
    
    Every day i get the runs and then it STOPS UP
12. 2019-04-01 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #1212
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by DietPiano Every day i mix the water with the MAENG DA
    
    
    
    Every day i get the runs and then it STOPS UP

    
    YEE OPIATE LIFE MAKES A NIGGA DRUGGED UP
    
    I'VE USED THIS RHYMING SCHEME BEFORE AND IT'S FUCKED UP
    
    POUR OUT SOME LEAN I GOT IT TOPPED UP
    
    PASS THE GASOLINE COPS ARE GETTING BLOWN UP
13. 2019-04-01 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #1213
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you know that feeling when your shoulders (shelders) feel uneasy and it doesnt even drop to your stomach but nontheless you feel like your muscles arent flowing in the same synovial fluid as everyone else and you start thinking about a meager dose of tar?
    
    yeaah thats right
    
    orange!
14. 2019-04-01 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #1214
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    i smoke way too much weed
15. 2019-04-01 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #1215
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost i smoke way too much cock

    
    yep
16. 2019-04-01 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #1216
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    ur gay
17. 2019-04-01 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #1217
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost im gay

    
    fml
18. 2019-04-01 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #1218
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    wow
19. 2019-04-01 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #1219
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Ghost wow

    
    hey say the word orange
20. 2019-04-01 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #1220
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    by advice of elder council lsitening to flasdh fm. good morning music