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2019-03-27 at 4:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You said "animal anaesthetic" and got my hopes up
But it's just some shitty clonidine analogue for horses
Anybody that wanted that could just eat an entire pizza and then go to a doctor and say they have high blood pressure
I wonder why these kids like it.
Here’s what I found;
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2019-03-27 at 4:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I'm gonna get rich without dying trying. Gonna get a 20 year old with a fat ass pregnant. Gonna not drink, gonna not hang out with friends who drink and drive and shoot guns at mailboxes. Gonna get farther an farther away from the system. Gonna break up with this girl and she might not think I'm a horrible asshole. Gonna be healthy. Gonna get back to writing. Gonna deal with my problems and recognize beauty. Gonna stay outta jail
Are you on probation still? I'm already almost 1/3 done with mine, it's been flying. Not drinking is a smart move. Alcohol is really one of the worst drugs to be attached to. I'm thinking about selling acid to one of my high school friends again. The profit margin is just so good and he's historically been down with buying a lot all at once. Sell my way through school lol. -
2019-03-27 at 4:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist I wonder why these kids like it.
Here’s what I found;
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3368046/
It's popular in latin America because vet meds are super easy to get there and it's a strong as fuck cutting agent. I was anticipating it would show up here in the States sometime soon. I'm sure it's kinda like a benzo or barbiturate. -
2019-03-27 at 4:12 PM UTCYup 3 ODs so far in my city.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-27 at 4:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER All solid plans.
Except I'd say tell the 20 year old you've got molly n slip her a plan B n then fuck her raw.
You can eat nothing but celery till the day you die, and become a world reknowned astrophysicist, but if bitch got you for a bunch of child support every month, you might as well be shooting mailboxes and eating xanax. Lol.
#real talk
she won't bug me for child support as she doesn't bug her current baby daddy. She would actively encourage me to not make money and wouldn't let me buy her anything. She's a fucking idiot but she's not a terribly vindictive person. Might not get her pregnant after all, I just gotta get someone pregnant because I need more reasons to live and stay out of jail -
2019-03-27 at 4:15 PM UTCHead is starting to feel better thanks 2 botox. Hoping the subsequent injections have kind of a cumulative effect and get it closer to where I need it to be. Getting easier to think about finding a wholesome companion with pain not being overwhelming all the time.
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2019-03-27 at 4:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano Are you on probation still? I'm already almost 1/3 done with mine, it's been flying. Not drinking is a smart move. Alcohol is really one of the worst drugs to be attached to. I'm thinking about selling acid to one of my high school friends again. The profit margin is just so good and he's historically been down with buying a lot all at once. Sell my way through school lol.
I'm on parole for a long time. Acid is pretty cool and not heat but you don't get repeat customers like you do with other drugs. I used to love taking acid when I was a teenager and am very glad I did it. Now I'm scared of opening that pandoras box again. I think I need to start by taking DMT and figuring my life out -
2019-03-27 at 4:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I'm on parole for a long time. Acid is pretty cool and not heat but you don't get repeat customers like you do with other drugs. I used to love taking acid when I was a teenager and am very glad I did it. Now I'm scared of opening that pandoras box again. I think I need to start by taking DMT and figuring my life out
I tried DMT but coudn't breakthrough given that awful caustic vapor that you need a ton of that burns my lungs. Tried shooting it but it didn't work well, was a PEG mixture made me nervous putting in my veins.
I had sploo be my guinea pig for analouges of it that you just snort, but he got almost nothing out of it because he takes a high doses of multiple ssris which make psychedlics kind of worthless.
I have a tendency to freak out on psychedelics as well, so would prefer to do them with someone else around. Maybr could convince the guy I wanna sell to to sit me out sometime. -
2019-03-27 at 4:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, most people who would do what he's done for me would expect, if not demand sex.
Most people would think that we were in a relationship the way we are, and how we do shit. Hell, most the other homeless friends we have think we are a couple. It's just easier to let them think that, and it also keeps them from trying to make a move on me.
I'm really lucky that I have the friend I have. I may not have many blessings in life atm, but he definitely is a blessing.
I also had a man come up and pray for me this morning, praying I'd be healed. Well… I don't generally buy into all that shit, but my pain has been a lot better than it has been. I was even able to half as "run" for about 30 ft which I haven't barely been able to walk fast muchless do anything like that. Right now I couldn't since I'm hurting a bit, but I'll have some dope in me soon enough.
I'm really tired. I can't wait to get some sleep soon.
Dude, I usually make waaaaay more money than he does in a day panhandling. Sure, sometimes he gets lucky and does better than me, as he does have a few regulars, but I'm getting regulars too. I have one dude who prays for he, tells people who honk their horn behind him to fuck off as he's praying, and gives me good ass food, coffee, and snacks almost everyday. I also have a few others too, and they always give me at least a $5, if not more. I get hugs and food all the time. Good food too. Fuck, there's one dude who brings me hot yummy as fuck cheese steak subs a few times a week.
I ain't gonna lie, we do eat a lot of granola, almonds, protein bars, and shit like that too. Always good shit though. I can say, I eat 3, even 4 square as fuck ass meals 99.9% of the time out here, daily. The hardest part of being homeless is dealing with niggers, the cold, the rain, and some assholes, but it's not that bad.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "coffee"!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-27 at 4:48 PM UTClmao
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2019-03-27 at 4:53 PM UTCLol that's what you get for posting 20 paragraphs in one post
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2019-03-27 at 4:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, I usually make waaaaay more money than he does in a day panhandling. Sure, sometimes he gets lucky and does better than me, as he does have a few regulars, but I'm getting regulars too. I have one dude who prays for he, tells people who honk their horn behind him to fuck off as he's praying, and gives me good ass food, coffee, and snacks almost everyday. I also have a few others too, and they always give me at least a $5, if not more. I get hugs and food all the time. Good food too. Fuck, there's one dude who brings me hot yummy as fuck cheese steak subs a few times a week.
I ain't gonna lie, we do eat a lot of granola, almonds, protein bars, and shit like that too. Always good shit though. I can say, I eat 3, even 4 square as fuck ass meals 99.9% of the time out here, daily. The hardest part of being homeless is dealing with niggers, the cold, the rain, and some assholes, but it's not that bad.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "coffee"!
There is no fucking way I would let your crusty mitts near my car. Road kill job bitch! -
2019-03-27 at 5:10 PM UTCI read "good ass food" and thought of something perverted
Also "good ass meals" -
2019-03-27 at 5:30 PM UTCWho even invented Botox? Who was the crazy fuck who said "Imma take this DEADLY NEUROTOXIN... and inject it into my FACE"?
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2019-03-27 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Who even invented Botox? Who was the crazy fuck who said "Imma take this DEADLY NEUROTOXIN… and inject it into my FACE"?
https://www.google.com/search?q=who+invented+botox&oq=who+invented+bot&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l3.8930j0j4&client=ms-android-americamovil-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-80 -
2019-03-27 at 6:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "coffee"!
heorin and coffee thread didn't work lma0. Literally a panhandling single mother horse prostitute welfare single mother bitch. thank you hydromorphone.
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Who even invented Botox? Who was the crazy fuck who said "Imma take this DEADLY NEUROTOXIN… and inject it into my FACE"?
I read that it's possible for the toxin to actually spread deeper into your head and kill you. I think it's happened before lol. It has basically saved me, if it didn't I would be hell bent on going to countless pain clinic doctor visits trying to score some percocet and having to move out of my SH and possibly quit treatment, though they maybe would let me stay. That or binging on tramadol or suboxone, which I'm probably gonna drop an order on some trama anyway. -
2019-03-27 at 6:11 PM UTCNo one invented botox. It's an extracted version of botulism. All it is is the toxin that botulism releases to fuck up your face lookin.
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2019-03-27 at 6:19 PM UTCdurrrrrr
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2019-03-27 at 6:53 PM UTC
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2019-03-27 at 7:37 PM UTCYou can also get pet food stamps if you don't mind cat food mac and cheese
