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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    K post one place exact.
  2. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    exact
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Please forgive Infantcock, he is an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

    Fucking lol.
  4. And when you talk to the counselor, you sound like you have sharp acne.

    >What my EVIL SISTER said when I seroqurl nodded just here.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I feel like it's my responsibility to lighten up this thread now.

    If God forbid something shoild cut me down in my prime, there aren't many pictures to remember me by. So, for posterity:



    This is a disposable camera picture of 17 year old casper drinking whiskey from a flask in a 99 cent store du-rag, throwing up the W behind the wheel of a blue 69 camaro.

    I was only wearing the rag 60% ironically. 40% of me thought it looked "hood".

    Discuss.
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  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I'd fuck 17 year old you in a heartbeat
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what a fuckin wigger bitch i would enjoy punching you in the throat
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG I'd fuck 17 year old you in a heartbeat

    Awwwww. See? That's the kind of confidence boosting I needed back then. Lol.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls what a fuckin wigger bitch i would enjoy punching you in the throat

    I probably would've let you.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CASPER I've met up with a bunch of different people from here. It's like Pokémon, I gotta collect the ultra rare shinys. Pre-suicide/post hermitude Malice would've been a total shiny, but he's too much of a melodramatic fag to try new shit. It's like a doctor says

    "Ok sir, it looks like the pain in your arm was just a large splinter and not anything serious. Just let me grab some tweezers and ointment and…".

    "Okay. I'm ready to go peacefully."

    "…I'm sorry?"

    "I've made peace with death. Give me the death juice, please. This bitter draught will taste like sweet nectar on my lips after the pain I've endured…"

    "Um. Oooooookay. Don't you think that's a little extreme? I mean I could have that out in 30 seco…"

    "GIMME MY JUICE IM READY FOR VALHALLA!! IM COMING PATRICK SWAZEY!!!!"

    "Oh fuck it. I was gonna lose my license once they figure out how much oxy I'm stealing anyway."



    I wanted to meet Malice before he evolves into his final ultimate form- Esproc.

    Whatevs. Let the games begin.

    When you kick the bucket, I'm going to find your funeral and play a tribute video of just a continual loop of pictures of your ass, and three wolf moon shirt with "I will Remember You" playing, accentuated by live recorded fart sounds supplied by the forum,

    God damnit.

    God damnit.

    I kinda wish I hadn't found this.
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    CASPER are you turning into a whore
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The Caspwhore
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER God damnit.

    God damnit.

    I kinda wish I hadn't found this.

    Nigga, the mere fact that you wrote this tells you that Malice was already going down the path he took. He was posting about suicide A LOT, like almost every post. Could you have not written that, and maybe said more to help him? Probably. But would it have mattered?
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah like GGG just said he'd probably have just picked another day to do himself in.
  15. he bought the pento shortly after I showed up and started talking sense to him. I remember that I initiated the convo and you hopped in with me on that ride for quite awhile. Then you left and he got deep deep deppy and drank the purple powerade.

    take a fraction of the blame with me if you want, but as with every suicide it's a humungo, premeditated concept for the viccy.
  16. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Have you gone to any festivals recently?

    I've never gone to a fevestival in my life.

    I'm currently homeless on the streets of a major metropolitan city. It was a good night because I had plenty of dope, wasn't in pain, made a decent bit of money, was given all sorts of good as fuck food, and woke up with dope. I even got my favorite, and tradition on st patty's day of eating corned beef and cabbage. I also got the only kombucha that I actually could drink and even liked that I hadn't made myself. Some hippy chick gave it to me. It's called "wild kombucha". I had apple spice which tasted like a hard cider. The mango peach was good too.

    I am still pretty depressed, and it's been hard, but at least I'm not dope sick all the time, and very rarely at that, which is only for a short period when it does happen, most the time I'm actually in a place where my pain is manageable and controlled well, my leg is getting A LOT better both from walking a lot more, albeit, I still need a cane, and my friend has to help me a lot of time's by letting him lean on his arm, and he does most the coping which saves me a lot of walking, and it's nice to have someone to talk to, who's positive, kind, helpful, and a good honest person. He also genuinely cares and loves me. He's a good friend.

    I also don't need to prostitute. He doesn't even want me prostituting, and said he won't allow it unless we REALLY are in a bad spot and I choose to do it, but that he would rather fix our problem than me do that.

    I don't even have sex with this dude, we aren't a couple,he's not my boyfriend. He's just a seriously good friend.

    His wife killed herself a few years back. He's been on the streets ever since, he lost his shit when she died. Really sad, but he stays positive somehow despite all the hell he's gone through in life. I'm lucky to have him around.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I don't even have sex with this dude

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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    I murdered Malice and made it look like a suicide
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by GGG
    Dude, most people who would do what he's done for me would expect, if not demand sex.

    Most people would think that we were in a relationship the way we are, and how we do shit. Hell, most the other homeless friends we have think we are a couple. It's just easier to let them think that, and it also keeps them from trying to make a move on me.

    I'm really lucky that I have the friend I have. I may not have many blessings in life atm, but he definitely is a blessing.

    I also had a man come up and pray for me this morning, praying I'd be healed. Well... I don't generally buy into all that shit, but my pain has been a lot better than it has been. I was even able to half as "run" for about 30 ft which I haven't barely been able to walk fast muchless do anything like that. Right now I couldn't since I'm hurting a bit, but I'll have some dope in me soon enough.

    I'm really tired. I can't wait to get some sleep soon.
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

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