So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now

1. 2019-03-27 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Rape him
2. 2019-03-27 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   LOL STALKER GHOST GOOF
   
   I wanna tek out with this dude and bump some robert
   
   
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3. 2019-03-27 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Zooks, where in God's name do you find these transients?
4. 2019-03-27 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Broil him to death in your oven
5. 2019-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   tell him you're taking him to a great restaurant on the opposite side of town, make sure he exits the bus first then hop back on as the doors are closing.
6. 2019-03-27 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Root around in his ass! he owes it to you for you letting him sleep at your place!
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7. 2019-03-27 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Take him to the zoo and "accidentally" push him into the lion's den.
8. 2019-03-27 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #28
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Umm... Suddenly he's carrying fucking boxes in like he's moving in.
   
   This guys like a ninja at this shit.
   
   This is surreal.
9. 2019-03-27 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Octavian Zooks, where in God's name do you find these transients?

   
   I lead a life chalk full of crazy adventures and misadventures alike. I could probably write like a dozen novels.
   
   Fuck, what a cluster fuck (I experience on average at least one cluster fuck in my life per month).
10. 2019-03-27 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Lanny tell him you're taking him to a great restaurant on the opposite side of town, make sure he exits the bus first then hop back on as the doors are closing.

    
    Lol.
    
    He does actually keep wanting to go to a bar.
    
    Maybe we'll hit one up in Hope. It's a small town yet another town over from Vancouver (about four towns total). Its an absolutely beautiful town and I wanna live there some day, but for now, I think I might just take a bus up there with him and be like... "Yeah, if you could just not get back on this bus, that'd be great".
11. 2019-03-27 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #31
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Is he one of those who fall in love just by having sex?
12. 2019-03-27 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #32
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    lolz my first thought was how did that happen but I don't want to know. it isn't for me to say what you should do in your home.
    at my house tweakers aren't welcomed and get the boot out the door. I don't tolerate them even if they've been friends.
    if they want to stay high all the time it's their business but they'll have to do it some where else that's not in my home.
13. 2019-03-27 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #33
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Is he one of those who fall in love just by having sex?

    
    I am.
    
    Most of the transients I take in are of the female variety. I fall in love the first night. Fall into a depression after pushing her away. Drink myself into a stupor. Meet another chick. Cycle repeats.
14. 2019-03-27 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #34
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Put saran wrap on the toilet that way he shits his ass
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15. 2019-03-27 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #35
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually he's collateral damage from one of the last ones.
16. 2019-03-27 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #36
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by A College Professor Put saran wrap on the toilet that way he shits his ass

    
    Nobel prize tier plan.
17. 2019-03-27 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #37
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I were a sadistic prick, I could gaslight him so, so easily but thats just cruel.
18. 2019-03-27 at 3 AM UTC

    #38
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    So you don't really want to get rid of him, good company when he is not puking all over your place?
19. 2019-03-27 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm wondering why he isnt charred to a crisp in your oven yet.
20. 2019-03-27 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #40
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm wondering why he isnt charred to a crisp in your oven yet.

    
    I don't cook my guests, yo. My court ordered shrink wont even let me watch Silence of the Lambs. If she finds out I'm eating people again, that's my third cannibalism-related strike (in Canada they count them separately from other offenses).