So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now

1. 2019-03-27 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like, what do I do?
2. 2019-03-27 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Don’t go to sleep
   👁👁
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Incognito2u, 
   • WellHung
3. 2019-03-27 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He dead
4. 2019-03-27 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Maybe his dilithium crystals are drained, Cpatain
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • hydromorphone
5. 2019-03-27 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   pics?
   
   Tell her to wash that ass because it's dinner time
6. 2019-03-27 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Pretty sure it’s a guy.
7. 2019-03-27 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Invite a practicing cannibal over and point him/her out?
8. 2019-03-27 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #8
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   give it a bath
9. 2019-03-27 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I just had a thought. Will he be freaking out when he wakes up? If he’s tweekin, he might be paranoid or coming wayyyy downnnn.
10. 2019-03-27 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Pretty sure it’s a guy.

    
    oh well in that case start blasting some of this music and tell him to CRANK UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT IT'S TIME FOR EVIL BITCH FUCK SLEEPING!!!!
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Technologist I just had a thought. Will he be freaking out when he wakes up? If he’s tweekin, he might be paranoid or coming wayyyy downnnn.

    
    So what? Crashing is the best part.. it's like smoking a cig after sex nice and chill and relaxed and you are all sweaty and tired as fuck. Gotta learn to appreciate the entire experience that includes depleting your dopamine and feeling like garbage for week, it's fun
11. 2019-03-27 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #11
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    stop being a degenerate loser who associates with homeless drug addicts
12. 2019-03-27 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #12
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Take the battery out of your smoke alarm if you have one. Then get a small metal trash can and burn paper til your apt fills up with smoke. Wake him up by kicking him and yelling fire. Most importantly, enjoy yourself.
13. 2019-03-27 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    harvest his organs in case you need a kidney some day
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Octavian
14. 2019-03-27 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Ghost harvest his organs in case you need a kidney some day

    
    This
15. 2019-03-27 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #15
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    tell him to get the fuck out
16. 2019-03-27 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #16
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby tell him to get the fuck out

    
    Why don't you get the fuck out?
17. 2019-03-27 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #17
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Ghost harvest his organs in case you need a kidney some day

    
    One of the conditions from my P.O. is that I can't be in possession of live or dead human organs.
    
    (That one cannibalism charge that just won't go away, you know how it is).
18. 2019-03-27 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #18
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, he finally awoke. He's on his way to the corner store for a can of butane for the torch lighter and some kind of sugar fix apparantly.
    
    When he gets back, i'll smoke a couple bowls with him, have a few more beers and a valium, but he gotta bounce before midnight today. Straight up.
19. 2019-03-27 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #19
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Although he is trynna get some bitches up in this bitch but they always string him along and nothing ever comes of it.
    
    It's so amazing that he hasn't heard of the term incel. He's like a walking incel forum full of cliches.
    
    Also, if he starts shouting at the TV again or whispering about his invisible stalker Ghost Goof, Imma lose it.
20. 2019-03-27 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #20
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like I ain't runnin' no halfway house here nigga, got damn.