The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-19 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #681
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I jherk off to anime sometimes.
2. 2019-03-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #682
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   What means "jerking off"?
3. 2019-03-19 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #683
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I think you have to beat your cock like it owes you money so your cock is the jerk and you "off it."
4. 2019-03-19 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #684
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ I think you have to beat your cock like it owes you money so your cock is the jerk and you "off it."

   
   Wait, are you talking about a Carribean jerk? Why do you have to use a cock for that?
5. 2019-03-19 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #685
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Full Crab Dinner included
6. 2019-03-19 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #686
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Full Crab Dinner included

   
   I miss when you were sane.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-03-19 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #687
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash Full Crab Dinner included

   
   Are the flies extra ?
8. 2019-03-19 at 4:16 AM UTC

   #688
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GGG I miss when you were sane.

   
   Feeling's mutual smoigeal. Just smh.
9. 2019-03-19 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #689
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I hide in the leaves
   
   Nobody knows what I needs
   
   I pretend to be you
   
   So drink I talk into a shoe
10. 2019-03-19 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #690
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Feeling's mutual smoigeal. Just smh.

    
    DONT THROW ME OUT DAD
11. 2019-03-19 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #691
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I am so high omg
12. 2019-03-19 at 11:20 AM UTC

    #692
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    Someon paypal me $4.75 quik I need to mail myself to malcies old house and masturbat on his det bed
13. 2019-03-19 at 11:39 AM UTC

    #693
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
14. 2019-03-19 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #694
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I sometimes jherk off to video game titties
15. 2019-03-19 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #695
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    RIP Malus. I thought it was funny that he left a note labeled "suicide".
16. 2019-03-19 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #696
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol. Guess he probably figured if it wasn't a "suspicious death", they wouldn't do any of that gory stuff he didn't want done...which is strange because he was pretty rational about everything else.
    
    JOKES ON YOU BITCH THEY SAWED YOUR SKULL OPEN.
17. 2019-03-19 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #697
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    It's kind of weird to think of them opening up his head.
    
    The coroner saw a brain but he was holding a lifetime of autism and textual diarrhea.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER
18. 2019-03-19 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #698
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    @Phineas Shocke
    
    I'm laid back as fuck, but at this point even I would ban you.
19. 2019-03-19 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #699
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The jest is in fact on YOU, dear friend.
    
    For in reclining in my current posture, I only further obfuscate the mucosa betwixt which you claim to plan performing certain biologically questionable undulations, at great cost to the functionality of my aforementioned balloon knot.
    
    Heretofore, you should consider the veracity of your witticisms, ante-utterance...and not be made a mockery, as I have done THUSLY.
    
    *drops metal cone meant to project my voice to a crowd of onlookers*
20. 2019-03-19 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #700
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    found someone to guide me, pull me out of my shell, take me out into the world; I probably could have had a chance, developed
    and adapted rapidly. At the very least I could have been a great shadow king, the person running things behind the scenes. Casper, you complete me.
    I have the knowledge, the mental architecture and skills developed from the type of devotion you can give as an obsessive hermit sage. You have the
    actual experience, even if your best years are far behind you, the ability to actually put plans into action, to work with people and go out into the world.

    
    He wasn't able to enhancement his thoughts into real-world communication.