2019-03-19 at 2:53 AM UTC
I jherk off to anime sometimes.
2019-03-19 at 3:41 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
What means "jerking off"?
2019-03-19 at 3:46 AM UTC
I think you have to beat your cock like it owes you money so your cock is the jerk and you "off it."
2019-03-19 at 4:08 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Full Crab Dinner included
2019-03-19 at 4:10 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by mashlehash
Full Crab Dinner included
I miss when you were sane.
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2019-03-19 at 4:17 AM UTC
I hide in the leaves
Nobody knows what I needs
I pretend to be you
So drink I talk into a shoe
2019-03-19 at 11:20 AM UTC
Someon paypal me $4.75 quik I need to mail myself to malcies old house and masturbat on his det bed
2019-03-19 at 11:39 AM UTC
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2019-03-19 at 12:09 PM UTC
I sometimes jherk off to video game titties
2019-03-19 at 12:17 PM UTC
RIP Malus. I thought it was funny that he left a note labeled "suicide".
2019-03-19 at 12:42 PM UTC
Lol. Guess he probably figured if it wasn't a "suspicious death", they wouldn't do any of that gory stuff he didn't want done...which is strange because he was pretty rational about everything else.
JOKES ON YOU BITCH THEY SAWED YOUR SKULL OPEN.
2019-03-19 at 5:27 PM UTC
It's kind of weird to think of them opening up his head.
The coroner saw a brain but he was holding a lifetime of autism and textual diarrhea.
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2019-03-19 at 6:17 PM UTC
@Phineas Shocke
I'm laid back as fuck, but at this point even I would ban you.
2019-03-19 at 6:31 PM UTC
The jest is in fact on YOU, dear friend.
For in reclining in my current posture, I only further obfuscate the mucosa betwixt which you claim to plan performing certain biologically questionable undulations, at great cost to the functionality of my aforementioned balloon knot.
Heretofore, you should consider the veracity of your witticisms, ante-utterance...and not be made a mockery, as I have done THUSLY.
*drops metal cone meant to project my voice to a crowd of onlookers*