The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-15 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #301
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Smash their head in with a baseball bat so I can tie them up and rape them
2. 2019-03-15 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #302
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Try not to cut yourself on that edge there
3. 2019-03-15 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #303
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   whats your home address dawg
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4. 2019-03-15 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #304
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost whats your home address dawg

   
   123 1st St.
5. 2019-03-16 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #305
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by DietPiano This is why dating apps make sense. You both know why you're talking to each other.

   
   Except the 95% of women on those apps who say theyre absolutely not there for a hookup.
   
   (Depending on how out of their league you are, they can make an exception though)
   
   I always wonder what it must be like to be one of those dudes so good looking that women act stupid and make fools of themselves in front of you, and you get your pick of pretty much whoever.
   
   Idk if thatd be cool, or itd just make you a complete faggot.
6. 2019-03-16 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #306
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I would be like ted bundy and bite off chunks of their ass
7. 2019-03-16 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Except the 95% of women on those apps who say theyre absolutely not there for a hookup

   
   The ones that say that almost always put my penis in their mouth on the first date
8. 2019-03-16 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #308
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Methuselah The ones that say that almost always put my penis in their mouth on the first date

   
   You know...sometimes...we forget our good intentions.
9. 2019-03-16 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #309
   

   SHARK Houston
   Thick choing
10. 2019-03-16 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #310
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    T minus how long for the coroner's report. If they haven't sent it out yet someone should write them a stern letter of disapproval.
11. 2019-03-16 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #311
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    big chungus
12. 2019-03-16 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #312
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do you wanna do a shoah?
    Or kill the kikes at City Hall?
    You don't like whites any more
    Of that i'm sure, you didn't even build the wall.
    We used to be best buddies and now we're not
    And i'm wondering why.
    Do you wanna do a shoah
    (It doesn't have to be a shoah)
    I'm going away Donnie... Ok? Bye
13. 2019-03-16 at 10:02 AM UTC

    #313
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Methuselah The ones that say that almost always put my penis in their mouth on the first date

    
    Damn. Put ME in the game coach. Sheeeeiiit.
14. 2019-03-16 at 10:04 AM UTC

    #314
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sophie T minus how long for the coroner's report. If they haven't sent it out yet someone should write them a stern letter of disapproval.

    
    7 to 10 business days by USPS. I don't remember what day I posted that stuff, but I purchased it an hour or so after I found out.
15. 2019-03-16 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #315
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Actually I'm going to go check the mail bc that's kind of ridiculous to take 10 days to get a couple of pieces of paper from Los Angeles to Los Angeles.
    
    Are they writing out the report in calligraphy, in his own coagulated blood? Should just be able to print it out and chuck it in an envelope. For that amount of money, it feels like there should be a bit of urgency.
    
    To increase traffic, should I do a live reading on Tinychat when it comes thru? I can do it naked, in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
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16. 2019-03-16 at 10:09 AM UTC

    #316
    

    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    It's the public service, they like to sit on things for a day or two to appear busy.
17. 2019-03-16 at 10:18 AM UTC

    #317
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fucking Malice.
    
    Ugh.
    
    Idk if he hoped I'd stay miserable and kill myself with him because he was just that fucked up in the head, or just bc misery loves company.
    
    I was like "nah dude that's gay af. If I'm gonna kill myself with someone, it's going to be with a cute girl with low self esteem, and I'm gonna smash first while we ruin our credit and do drugs for a week straight."
    
    What an unremarkable way to waste an opportunity.
    
    We think that life is unremarkable because thousands of people and animals and other organisms are born every day. But for you to be who you are... even at birth, you've already won a lottery. I think we'd all be better off if we went through life with a bit more awe and gratitude.
18. 2019-03-16 at 10:20 AM UTC

    #318
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can’t believe his micropenis is gone. It’s just .... gone
19. 2019-03-16 at 11:43 AM UTC

    #319
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by CASPER Fucking Malice.
    
    Ugh.
    
    Idk if he hoped I'd stay miserable and kill myself with him because he was just that fucked up in the head, or just bc misery loves company.
    
    I was like "nah dude that's gay af. If I'm gonna kill myself with someone, it's going to be with a cute girl with low self esteem, and I'm gonna smash first while we ruin our credit and do drugs for a week straight."
    
    What an unremarkable way to waste an opportunity.
    
    We think that life is unremarkable because thousands of people and animals and other organisms are born every day. But for you to be who you are… even at birth, you've already won a lottery. I think we'd all be better off if we went through life with a bit more awe and gratitude.

    
    I guess if you're born with a rare genetic condition it's like winning the Powerball and Mega Millions at the same time.
20. 2019-03-16 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #320
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No that’s like buying the winning ticket but you get hit by a bus on your way back home from the corner store
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