2019-03-15 at 9:34 PM UTC
Smash their head in with a baseball bat so I can tie them up and rape them
2019-03-15 at 9:37 PM UTC
Try not to cut yourself on that edge there
2019-03-15 at 9:38 PM UTC
whats your home address dawg
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2019-03-16 at 12:33 AM UTC
I would be like ted bundy and bite off chunks of their ass
2019-03-16 at 6:05 AM UTC
T minus how long for the coroner's report. If they haven't sent it out yet someone should write them a stern letter of disapproval.
2019-03-16 at 7:05 AM UTC
Do you wanna do a shoah?
Or kill the kikes at City Hall?
You don't like whites any more
Of that i'm sure, you didn't even build the wall.
We used to be best buddies and now we're not
And i'm wondering why.
Do you wanna do a shoah
(It doesn't have to be a shoah)
I'm going away Donnie... Ok? Bye
2019-03-16 at 10:08 AM UTC
Actually I'm going to go check the mail bc that's kind of ridiculous to take 10 days to get a couple of pieces of paper from Los Angeles to Los Angeles.
Are they writing out the report in calligraphy, in his own coagulated blood? Should just be able to print it out and chuck it in an envelope. For that amount of money, it feels like there should be a bit of urgency.
To increase traffic, should I do a live reading on Tinychat when it comes thru? I can do it naked, in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
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2019-03-16 at 10:09 AM UTC
It's the public service, they like to sit on things for a day or two to appear busy.
2019-03-16 at 10:18 AM UTC
Fucking Malice.
Ugh.
Idk if he hoped I'd stay miserable and kill myself with him because he was just that fucked up in the head, or just bc misery loves company.
I was like "nah dude that's gay af. If I'm gonna kill myself with someone, it's going to be with a cute girl with low self esteem, and I'm gonna smash first while we ruin our credit and do drugs for a week straight."
What an unremarkable way to waste an opportunity.
We think that life is unremarkable because thousands of people and animals and other organisms are born every day. But for you to be who you are... even at birth, you've already won a lottery. I think we'd all be better off if we went through life with a bit more awe and gratitude.
2019-03-16 at 10:20 AM UTC
I can’t believe his micropenis is gone. It’s just .... gone
2019-03-16 at 11:51 AM UTC
No that’s like buying the winning ticket but you get hit by a bus on your way back home from the corner store
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