2016-11-23 at 5:20 PM UTC
I look intimidating, and everyone says when I'm angry I'm scary as fuck. And yet I still don't get respect from a lot of people because they know when I open my mouth I just say goofy shit. They think I'm a joke.
How do I come across as more intimidating? For one, obviously, I'm gonna stop saying stupid stuff. What else.
2016-11-23 at 5:32 PM UTC
Carry a bloodied axe around with you
2016-11-23 at 5:38 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Wear a denim jacket with the nips cut out and assless chaps, you've gotta be pretty hardcore to walk around like that without worrying.
2016-11-23 at 5:53 PM UTC
In any case if people already see you as a joke there's no way you're going to change that unless you rape them and assert your dominance. And then after when they're walking funny with a sore dripping ass you stare at them and say "Who's laughing now".
Boom, no longer a joke
2016-11-23 at 6:01 PM UTC
Walk up to the biggest baddest dude you see and rape him.
2016-11-23 at 6:41 PM UTC
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2016-11-23 at 7:01 PM UTC
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2016-11-23 at 9:07 PM UTC
Just don't say anything. Ever.
People will think you're psychotic.
2016-11-23 at 9:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject
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i ws scared he gonna turnt on me if i postd it on a thread he in
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2016-11-23 at 10:43 PM UTC
I practice every day in front of the mirror. the most important thing I learned is how to snap my fingers in a charming way while I'm doing an betamale eye contact
2016-11-23 at 10:48 PM UTC
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2016-11-23 at 11:37 PM UTC
You'll never get rid of it.
