The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-03-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #8281
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm sorry but any country music that came out after 1996 is horrible. The whole genre is fucking weird and pointlessly atmospheric. Objectively the most niggerish trap music is far less derivative and more thought provoking
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2. 2019-03-06 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #8282
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I heard Jason Aldean really gets his crowd's fired up.
3. 2019-03-06 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #8283
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I heard Jason Aldean really gets his crowd's fired up.

   
   You ought to be shot.
4. 2019-03-06 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #8284
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Went and saw leftover crack and days/daze show. Shit was mad good.

   
   We're you the one that posted days n daze here years ago or was that erorr? In either case, I've been listening to them a bunch lately.
5. 2019-03-06 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #8285
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by mmQ I heard Jason Aldean really gets his crowd's fired up.

   
   I genuinely thought it was Stephen Paddock you were indirectly referring to, but that was something entirely else.
6. 2019-03-06 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #8286
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Fucking Wednesday.
7. 2019-03-06 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #8287
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm sorry but any country music that came out after 1996 is horrible. The whole genre is fucking weird and pointlessly atmospheric. Objectively the most niggerish trap music is far less derivative and more thought provoking

   
   I beg to fucking differ sir. There's a handful of guys like Stapleton...or Simpson. If you don't like them, we could never be friends. I mean that entirely seriously. True country is just blues sung by white people. The stuff that's passed off as country today is just Midwest pop songs about drinking and expensive pickup trucks.
   
   But yeah if these songs don't give you goosebumps at some point, I think we're just on different wavelengths.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
8. 2019-03-06 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #8288
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Guys, hasn't sploo had enough attention already? How much attention does this guy need?! There's over 8000 posts in this thread.
9. 2019-03-06 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #8289
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER There's a handful of guys like Stapleton

   
   
   Stapleton is great but he’s such a rarity it gets drowned out in all the other bullshit.
   
   Somebody should end Luke Bryan. Sometimes I watch videos of him falling off stage when I’m having a bad day.
10. 2019-03-06 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #8290
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Who's Sploo?
11. 2019-03-06 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #8291
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Octavian Who's Sploo?

    
    Sploogook. Deleriant speedball? Tried to stab his mother? Spoiled little bitch who breaks macbooks in anger and makes his parents get him a new one?
    
    That's Sploo.
12. 2019-03-06 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #8292
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I remember some Autistic kid with a face like a melted dick trying to fit into the Zoklet crowd.
    
    
    *SHIT* Don't tell me that little faggot is actually considered one of us.
13. 2019-03-06 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #8293
    RestStop Space Nigga
    This whole thread has meant nothing.
14. 2019-03-06 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #8294
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Octavian Who's Sploo?

    
    He's the kiddo who frequently verbally abused his own parents. I believe he even punched his dad once? Oh, no, wait... I'm mixing him up with that junkie who punched his mom because of a coffee. You can't make this shit up.
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15. 2019-03-06 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #8295
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Octavian I remember some Autistic kid with a face like a melted dick trying to fit into the Zoklet crowd.
    
    
    *SHIT* Don't tell me that little faggot is actually considered one of us.

    
    I'm feeling attacked right now.
16. 2019-03-06 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #8296
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm amazingly normal for this crowd.
    
    Nothing to see here. Just the laid back, friendly ex scumbag 30 year old heroin addict son of a single mother.
17. 2019-03-06 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #8297
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers He's the kiddo who frequently verbally abused his own parents. I believe he even punched his dad once? Oh, no, wait… I'm mixing him up with that junkie who punched his mom because of a coffee. You can't make this shit up.

    
    No don't tell lies.
    
    He only shoved his mom!
18. 2019-03-06 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #8298
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by CASPER I'm amazingly normal for this crowd.
    
    Nothing to see here. Just the laid back, friendly ex scumbag 30 year old heroin addict son of a single mother.

    
    I feel like the majority of us are normal drug using weirdos. Then there's the few who are just genuinely shitty people and are violent/abusive.
19. 2019-03-06 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #8299
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by GGG I feel like the majority of us are normal drug using weirdos. Then there's the few who are just genuinely shitty people and are violent/abusive.

    
    This
20. 2019-03-06 at 8:49 PM UTC

    #8300
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by GGG No don't tell lies.
    
    He only shoved his mom!

    
    My bad! His fist just fell, and it accidentally landed on his mom. It was totally an accident.