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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Do a rape
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    I don’t wanna go to work today. Wahhhhhh!

    Oh well, it’s only 8 hrs instead of the usual 12 hr day.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Sell bitcoin
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud

    i, too, play mount & blade
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Anyone know whether Kuboyashi-san chi no Maid Dragon is getting a second season this year or not? I mean i could look it up but i'd rather discuss it with my fellow weebs and otakus.
  6. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i, too, play mount & blade

    In my case, "play" = get 100 swagian knights and charge
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    its modelo time

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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Man, I ate a spicy sausage yesterday (not three cheese) and it's burning my asshole up. i can't tell if this has to do with my minor ketamine bender I'm currently in.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    3 lesbians armed with knives tried to pull a fast one on me but I was prepared with my bag of tricks. I pulled out q box of Bundy and proceeded to chug the entire thing right there and threw the packaging at them. So I went home and trolled their facebooks with meth pics saying "where u at? ?Missing the party" It was that girl that kept running from me before and always asks "WHERES MY CRACK AT?!" I always say 'Same place as always its between ur ass.'

    Every time I try to hang out With this girl & give her free dope she chimps out and I stay up all night getting high alone.

    Fucking heads
  10. Mahmoud Houston
    You have to build up your tolerance by applying progressively higher levels of capsaicin to your anus. Start with Tabasco and work up.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    This man knows about taking things in the ass

    listen to him
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or just go right to the top of the food chain and pour a jug of bleach in your ass.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I'd give my left nut for a sack of jwh122
  15. Ghost Black Hole
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CountBlah I'd give my left nut for a sack of jwh122

    I'm guessing similar to -018? Shit went hard fam.
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  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud In my case, "play" = get 100 swagian knights and charge

    swadians knights are shit at siege, its all about the nord huscarls with their axe throwing abilities
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box swadians knights are shit at siege, its all about the nord huscarls with their axe throwing abilities

  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    reminds me of how I tracked someone down on totse2

    a girl on there kept talking about how much of a dickhead her ex was, so I was able to find him on one of those scam mugshot sites based on the crimes he'd committed and the general area. It didn't have much identifying information, so I was about to close it when I noticed he'd posted, from his own goddamn facebook, 'NOT GUILTy!!!!'


    and of course they were friends on facebook, and she turned out to have been a part of most of the crimes he was listed for
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box swadians knights are shit at siege, its all about the nord huscarls with their axe throwing abilities

    Been a while since I played but I'm pretty sure swad knights in formation beat huscarls, it's just the huscarls are way more economical to produce en masse.

    The arab fucks are the dankest units though because they're like the only high tier units with blunt weapons, which not only have an advantage against armored units but also tend to knock out rather than kill armored targets, which fuels the M&B slave trade like you wouldn't believe *rubs hands greedily*

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