2019-01-29 at 5:40 AM UTC
it doesn't matter who you're legally bound to, you're all my slaves
2019-01-29 at 5:08 PM UTC
Pharaoh doesn't pay his slaves cell phone bill.
2019-01-29 at 5:11 PM UTC
And I hate to break it to you, but this gig doesn't even include dental or vision. Some hippie spit in the dirt and said the spit-mud would cure my glaucoma, but I think I'm going to stick with what's proven and have my leg gently aerated by a pit viper.
2019-01-29 at 5:12 PM UTC
I wonder how much prime information absorbtion time I wasted in church? Ugh.
2019-01-29 at 5:34 PM UTC
Does the Pharaoh cover birth control?
2019-01-29 at 5:54 PM UTC
Ever since he revealed he has walnut dick, people have made fun of him, so he makes up new gimmicks to make people make fun of something else.
2019-01-29 at 6:10 PM UTC
*farts*
Anyone smell popcorn?
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-01-29 at 6:11 PM UTC
Can one of you intertube smarty kids do me a favor? PM me plox
2019-01-29 at 6:13 PM UTC
I see there's a lot of Lanny's when trying to send a pm, can someone link me his profile?
2019-01-29 at 6:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by CountBlah
Can one of you intertube smarty kids do me a favor? PM me plox
I miss that Obama Reptilian
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-01-29 at 8:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
I wonder how much prime information absorbtion time I wasted in church? Ugh.
Think of it this way
You became fluent in a religion billions of people follow, and you understand some of the things they talk about and what they mean.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-01-29 at 8:43 PM UTC
Thy rod and staff protect me and shit
2019-01-29 at 8:45 PM UTC
Christiqnity!!!!
Protect me god from my ENEMIEEEES
2019-01-29 at 8:48 PM UTC
Oh thank you lord Jesus just THAAAAANK YOU for your blessings ALL CREDIT TO You oh Lord oh Maker of all you named the stars in the sky and you know them by name ohhhh Jesus yes yAaaas FAM YAAAASSS shoot it all over me!!!!!!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!