The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-29 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #7601
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   it doesn't matter who you're legally bound to, you're all my slaves
2. 2019-01-29 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #7602
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box it doesn't matter who you're legally bound to, you're all my slaves

   
   Well that's awesome. Can you start paying my bills then?
3. 2019-01-29 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #7603
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Pharaoh doesn't pay his slaves cell phone bill.
4. 2019-01-29 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #7604
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   And I hate to break it to you, but this gig doesn't even include dental or vision. Some hippie spit in the dirt and said the spit-mud would cure my glaucoma, but I think I'm going to stick with what's proven and have my leg gently aerated by a pit viper.
5. 2019-01-29 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #7605
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I wonder how much prime information absorbtion time I wasted in church? Ugh.
6. 2019-01-29 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #7606
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Does the Pharaoh cover birth control?
7. 2019-01-29 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #7607
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Fucking jedis.
8. 2019-01-29 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #7608
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Ghost Dating someone thats plural is like having multiple wives/husbands.

   
   You just make this shit up as you go along. What's wrong with admitting you're just gay?
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2019-01-29 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #7609
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Ever since he revealed he has walnut dick, people have made fun of him, so he makes up new gimmicks to make people make fun of something else.
10. 2019-01-29 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #7610
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice You just make this shit up as you go along. What's wrong with admitting you're just gay?

    
    It's a growing movement and has nothing to do with sexuality. It's about identity
    
    #pluralgang on twitter
    
    https://pluralityresource.org/plurality-information/
11. 2019-01-29 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #7611
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    *farts*
    
    
    Anyone smell popcorn?
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    • CASPER
12. 2019-01-29 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #7612
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Can one of you intertube smarty kids do me a favor? PM me plox
13. 2019-01-29 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #7613
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I see there's a lot of Lanny's when trying to send a pm, can someone link me his profile?
14. 2019-01-29 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #7614
    

    Mel Gibson Houston

    Originally posted by CountBlah I see there's a lot of Lanny's when trying to send a pm, can someone link me his profile?

    
    Find it from the support forum, cunt.
15. 2019-01-29 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #7615
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CountBlah Can one of you intertube smarty kids do me a favor? PM me plox

    
    I miss that Obama Reptilian
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    • CountBlah
16. 2019-01-29 at 7 PM UTC

    #7616
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Pharaoh doesn't pay his slaves cell phone bill.

    
    Nope but they live on his land....im already a slave...so ja know
17. 2019-01-29 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #7617
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER I wonder how much prime information absorbtion time I wasted in church? Ugh.

    
    Think of it this way
    
    You became fluent in a religion billions of people follow, and you understand some of the things they talk about and what they mean.
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    • Mel Gibson
18. 2019-01-29 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #7618
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thy rod and staff protect me and shit
19. 2019-01-29 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #7619
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Christiqnity!!!!
    
    Protect me god from my ENEMIEEEES
20. 2019-01-29 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #7620
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh thank you lord Jesus just THAAAAANK YOU for your blessings ALL CREDIT TO You oh Lord oh Maker of all you named the stars in the sky and you know them by name ohhhh Jesus yes yAaaas FAM YAAAASSS shoot it all over me!!!!!!
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    • The Self Taught Man