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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop CASPER has officially taken my place as the niggasin.space plug. Sir may I have a tenth of shard? Plz sir just one more?

    You're joking, but that was pretty much every other day for me for the last 4 or 5 years. "I'll give you 10 bucks if you can bring me a $7 sack. My paycheck just doesn't go thru till 9am..."


    Originally posted by mmQ Between casp and resty I've never seen such amazing deals. I'm a fucking loser. Lol still paying 50 for an eighth and 50 for an hg round here.


    Big town, big quantity, and being a cheap jedi who's whittled down prices over the last 15 years also helps.
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  2. An old friend of mine used to call people for $5 of weed then tell them he only had like $4.38 when they got there. They usually just said fuck it and gave it to him. True fiend.
  3. Goy Division Yung Blood
    Truly pathetic*

    He wasn't pulling a fast one over them, they just couldn't be fucked to hassle over the guy who couldn't muster up an additional 62 cents. It's quite literally not worth their time.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    I(had) a $40 minimum and changed it to $60 at the end($60-1-1.15~). Niggaz ain't even sold glass out the house.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Hardly(a)Gram
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER You're joking, but that was pretty much every other day for me for the last 4 or 5 years. "I'll give you 10 bucks if you can bring me a $7 sack. My paycheck just doesn't go thru till 9am…"





    Big town, big quantity, and being a cheap jedi who's whittled down prices over the last 15 years also helps.

    Yeah I suppose. I only do tech a few times a year at most so I don't really have any connections or SWAY, as one might say.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I suppose. I only do tech a few times a year at most so I don't really have any connections or SWAY, as one might say.

    The JUICE one might call it...?
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    But yeah...trying to explain to some druggie dumbstruck why I won't drive 20 min away for $6 bucks profit...is maddening.

    "What do you mean? I'm giving you 20 bucks?!"

    " ....yeah dude but the profit in making is $6. I can't pay $3 in gas to drive to you man. Even if I wasn't driving, I usually don't do less than a bill man. I can't drive for $6... "

    "Where are you getting 6 bro? I'm offering you $20 cash MONEY."

    " ....... "
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  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER But yeah…trying to explain to some druggie dumbstruck why I won't drive 20 min away for $6 bucks profit…is maddening.

    "What do you mean? I'm giving you 20 bucks?!"

    " ….yeah dude but the profit in making is $6. I can't pay $3 in gas to drive to you man. Even if I wasn't driving, I usually don't do less than a bill man. I can't drive for $6… "

    "Where are you getting 6 bro? I'm offering you $20 cash MONEY."

    " ……. "

    i hated that shit as a dealer. but i also hated stupid dealers who refused to do a $5 or $10 hit (or line) even if you were right there, with a scale in a perfectly legit place (house, festival, whatever). "I only do grams broooo". i dont need an entire gram of ketamine, im going to be sampling a dozen different drugs tonight
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i hated that shit as a dealer. but i also hated stupid dealers who refused to do a $5 or $10 hit (or line) even if you were right there, with a scale in a perfectly legit place (house, festival, whatever). "I only do grams broooo". i dont need an entire gram of ketamine, im going to be sampling a dozen different drugs tonight

    The only reason I wouldn't have done that is bc it's a pain in the ass to have like.6 at the end of a bag and then someone wants a g and sometimes if it's something they do a lot of, they won't even want a half gram so they'll just go somewhere else. But if I had ever done it in the house, 10 for a good sized line is decent profit.
  11. Mel Gibson Houston
    FUCKIN jediS, WHAT'S POPPIN'?
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  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER The only reason I wouldn't have done that is bc it's a pain in the ass to have like.6 at the end of a bag and then someone wants a g and sometimes if it's something they do a lot of, they won't even want a half gram so they'll just go somewhere else. But if I had ever done it in the house, 10 for a good sized line is decent profit.

    selling volume is great to deal with less stress, unload ounces or at the least grams, but man the margin of profit on doing small scale sales at places like parties is so good! sell an eightball for $150 or lines and make like 2-3 times as much? sell a tank of nitrous for $100 or balloons for $2-3? festival inflation makes this even more lucrative!

    idk, I've experienced it from both sides, constantly dealing with people is a hassle but if you've gone to a party to do business than this is the way to do it.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER But yeah…trying to explain to some druggie dumbstruck why I won't drive 20 min away for $6 bucks profit…is maddening.

    "What do you mean? I'm giving you 20 bucks?!"

    " ….yeah dude but the profit in making is $6. I can't pay $3 in gas to drive to you man. Even if I wasn't driving, I usually don't do less than a bill man. I can't drive for $6… "

    "Where are you getting 6 bro? I'm offering you $20 cash MONEY."

    " ……. "

    Learn to customer service
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If they'd purchased the $99/ year Drug's Prime package, I'd have been happy to.

    I knew I'd make more money, but I wouldn't do small stuff unless it was on my way someplace, or unless I was gonna be in one place for a bit.
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  15. What hours were you open when you dealt? Is it like one of those jobs where you gotta have your phone on "ding" right next to your pillow and you basically don't sleep?
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by DietPiano What hours were you open when you dealt? Is it like one of those jobs where you gotta have your phone on "ding" right next to your pillow and you basically don't sleep?

    it's not like you were going to sleep anyway
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano What hours were you open when you dealt? Is it like one of those jobs where you gotta have your phone on "ding" right next to your pillow and you basically don't sleep?

    I usually slept from like 4am-11am. Those are pretty much the most dead druggies hours, except for the people who gotta fix before work. Everyone else gets up at noon. Pretty much any other time I COULD meet if it was worth it. I've made countless 2 am trips to Hollywood or the valley, if i could make a couple hundred bucks. Had everyone trained pretty well trained though. I told them if they called after 8pm, I couldn't guarantee anything. So the majority of the calls were around then. But there were always the same people who couldn't get their shit together, and every few days they'd end up calling at like 1:15 am, seeing if I could meet them in Calabasas. Ugh.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box it's not like you were going to sleep anyway

    With your spirit in tow, I just perused the wine shelf at the store near my work. Found a dusty 2013 bottle of red blend from a company called The Naked Grape. Not bad for $4.99

    Looks like pretty cheap shit, but the extra years rounded it out pretty well, minus a tiny bit of sourness.

    That and a bottle of josh vineyards something or other,
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also here's that $5/ 2g lemon haze



    I cant even tell good from bad anymore even the low end stuff seems really good to me. I mean this shit looks like it was dipped in sugar.

    Another 5 bucks got me 4g of gelato shake....mostly sugarleaf n small mugs, but with my low tolerance n the vape...this 10 bucks could last me like 2 weeks. Lol.
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