The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-16 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #7221
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Lanny is an ass pirate
2. 2019-01-16 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #7222
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I'm a your-mom's-pussy pirate
3. 2019-01-16 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #7223
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   wow
4. 2019-01-16 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #7224
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I can't believe Lanny just said that to you, holy shit
5. 2019-01-16 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #7225
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost wow

   
   turn your monitor upside down
   
   mind = blown
6. 2019-01-16 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #7226
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   spokes = blown
7. 2019-01-16 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #7227
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   power supply = blown
   
   
   
   fuck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
8. 2019-01-16 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #7228
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Aldra wake up you are dreaming
9. 2019-01-16 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #7229
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by GGG Aldra wake up you are dreaming

   
   there must be something very wrong with me if this is the sort of thing I dream about
10. 2019-01-16 at 8 AM UTC

    #7230
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by aldra there must be something very wrong with me if this is the sort of thing I dream about

    
    We are very worried about you. Please wake up. This reality is not yours.
11. 2019-01-16 at 8:36 AM UTC

    #7231
    

    Lion Yung Blood
    Egd meat
12. 2019-01-16 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #7232
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by GGG I like my whiskey like I like my pirates

    
    Lolwut, You put whiskey up your ass?
13. 2019-01-16 at 11:42 AM UTC

    #7233
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra there must be something very wrong with me if this is the sort of thing I dream about

    
    I used to have a recurring dream of waking up and locking the front door, then coming back to sleep. Very weird stuff.
14. 2019-01-16 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #7234
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I used to have a recurring dream of waking up and locking the front door, then coming back to sleep. Very weird stuff.

    
    Subconsciously, you must feel insecure. What's bothering you bb?
15. 2019-01-16 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #7235
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    IF YOU AREN'T PLANNING A MASS SHOOTING YOU ARE A BITCH
    
    
16. 2019-01-16 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #7236
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Subconsciously, you must feel insecure. What's bothering you bb?

    
    I do things like that compulsively, idk why. I can't even put chicken in the oven and walk away. I don't even check it before my timer, but I just can't leave it unattended.
    
    Just spitballing at an explanation, I am actually my harshest critic. If I forget something trivial, I consider myself way more fucktarded than if someone else made the same mistake. I hate making small forgetful errors, like when I come home and find out I left the door unlocked, my brain immediately goes to all the bad things that could have happened just because I was in too much of a hurry to complete the intermediate steps.
17. 2019-01-16 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #7237
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    MAN FUCK HYNAS AND GET MONEY I SLING ELOTE'S RIGHT OUT THE TRUNK AND IF YOU NEED A PLUG OF TAMALES I GOT CHINGOS NUMBER JUST HIT ME UP IM STILL WAITING FOR EL CHAPOS CALL FOR WHAT TO DO WITH DONALD TRUMP CUZ IF HE GIVES THE ORDER IM AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH ALL MY HOMIES WE SQUARING UP.
    
    HIS HANDS ARE LITTLE THAT FOOLS THAT FOOLS A BITCH AND IF I SEE HIS ASS IT'S ON SITE
    
    FULLY LOADED SHOOT AT HIS FEET AND MAKE HIM DANCE AROUND LIKE ITS BANDA NIGHT
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    • CASPER, 
    • WE SMOOTH, 
    • GGG
18. 2019-01-16 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #7238
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
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    • GGG
19. 2019-01-17 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #7239
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I don't get it
20. 2019-01-17 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #7240
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Sarin.. Ricin.. Cyanide, monkshood, Anthrax.. Funny you mention Hiroshima.. I love nukes.. Have you ever heard of an experiment with the DEMON CORE used in the Bikini Atoll blast?? It was called "Tickling the Dragons Tail". These radiological incidents are not even close to my personal FAVELAorite... South America... An abandoned hospital with nuclear medical waste.. A scavenger.. OOH WHATS THIS? *cracks open some pollonium dust from a tube* OOH IT GLOWS IN THE DARK and he sells the dust to everyone in the village.. If only the CIA was that smart. DuPont would be working on long lasting cocaine atropine analogs if it weren't for the UN, 100g is cool but I like at least 500grams a "meth cooks pound" like a bakers dozen. Alcohol is a biblical drink that God loves indeed, but get this, Toluene is an alcohol and abused as an inhalent but cooked into chlorotoluene to chlorobenzoylchloride to clonopin 100grams which is drug that affects the GABA receptor like ALCOHOL it all goes around. ALKALOID SCHMALKALOID the only real nitrogen compounds a peroxide and the ring should be fused with glycerin.
    
    
    
    god is real