The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-12-25 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #6521
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by GGG Hydro smoking cigarettes and shoving her phone over balconies to get the best angle
   
   While I climb mountains and casually snap pics during my hike, drinking water the whole time
   
   

   
   Lol casual climbing and water drinking.
   
   Shit do be fly tho
2. 2018-12-25 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #6522
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by GGG You'll niggas jealous
   
   I am the epitome of adventure and manhood
   
   I learn the language of the people
   
   I make friends with grandmas
   
   I find those secret spots
   
   

   
   It's shit like this that makes people think you're annoying and self-important.
   
   

   Originally posted by Loing Donate my 20 XRP to whatever charity would most benefit the demographic of Hydro's son.

   
   The Change a Name Foundation, founded for the benefit of children named after fictional characters.
3. 2018-12-26 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #6523
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Google street view is all I need
4. 2018-12-26 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #6524
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
5. 2018-12-26 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #6525
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Item 9

   
   This nigga lit AF Fam!
6. 2018-12-26 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #6526
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Google yeet view
7. 2018-12-26 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #6527
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Loing I like how the britfag thinks being a schismatic will make him less unlikeable.

   
   Shows what you know dummy. I do my best here to be unliked.
   
   
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8. 2018-12-26 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #6528
   RestStop Space Nigga
   She is waiting......
   
   
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   • Narc
9. 2018-12-26 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #6529
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop She is waiting……
   
   

   
   If she came over to my house I'd order 100 wings and have a dance party with her.
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   • RestStop, 
   • CASPER, 
   • mashlehash
10. 2018-12-26 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #6530
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I would chop off her limbs and hide them under the Christmas tree
11. 2018-12-26 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #6531
    

    TitaniumTesticles Yung Blood
    I ain't into big asses. I like asses that got nice shape.
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-12-26 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #6532
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I dislike African Americans
13. 2018-12-26 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #6533
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Ghost I dislike African Americans

    
    Bangin' redbones do be fly tho!
14. 2018-12-26 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #6534
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    RestStop will you be my sugar daddy
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    • RestStop
15. 2018-12-26 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #6535
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG RestStop will you be my sugar daddy

    
    Homosexual
16. 2018-12-26 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #6536
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Ghost Homosexual

    
    What's your pronouns?
17. 2018-12-26 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #6537
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice What's your pronouns?

    
    It/it/it's
    
    Beep boop!
18. 2018-12-26 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #6538
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Reststop, she look kinda big there.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost It/it/it's
    
    Beep boop!

    
    There was a gender queer girl in rehab that goes by they/their/ their's
    
    That one's kinda confusing to me
19. 2018-12-26 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #6539
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Tan and mangoes look like the kinda hoe to catch an uber for the promise of a teener and Buffalo Wild Wings.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Solstice, 
    • RestStop
20. 2018-12-26 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #6540
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Casper all warm n wild off the PINOT. Don't test me lest they arrest me 4 my molest thee.
    
    
    Get. Raped. Faggots. I love u also happy keanzaa