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Santa Claus should be gender neutral

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Loing Do u know what "BASED OFF" mean

    Yes. It means they are not the same.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes. It means they are not the same.

    many things mean their not the same.
  3. #43
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes. It means they are not the same.

    Read edit for loing post pld
  4. #44
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Loing Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.
  5. #45
    Loing African Astronaut
    Just make new figure called faggott claus
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  6. #46
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to have a serious discussion.
  7. #47
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to have a serious discussion.

    Fuck yo loing bite u
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  8. #48
    Originally posted by Loing Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.

    Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.
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  9. #49
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man…but not a man because he's a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.

    Exactly.
  10. #50
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.

    The penis is canon from the historic figure. So he is a he. End of discussion.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Loing The penis is canon from the historic figure. So he is a he. End of discussion.

    Santa being a fantastical magical being who brings joy and laughter to people does not have only a penis, but has 16 other items of genitalia too...you as a lowly human didn't even know there were 17.
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG I know most of you will think I'm joking but this thread is 100% serious.

    So, most of us looked up to Santa as a kid. We wrote lists, waited all year, and were generally excited by the big man in red. But where is the big woman in red? Women have nobody to look up to around the holidays. Mrs. Claus is a typical female stereotype and stays home baking cookies all day while her HUSBAND does all the work. Isn't that sexist as fuck?

    We should have Santa Claus be gender neutral or at least have Mrs. Claus do some of the work. I mean they don't have any kids or anything so it would work out. I think it would be more inclusive towards women.

    you're a faggot so i can see why you'd want that. I bet you also want jesus to be a woman
  13. #53
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Santa being a fantastical magical being who brings joy and laughter to people does not have only a penis, but has 16 other items of genitalia too…you as a lowly human didn't even know there were 17.

    Of course. But the penis is canonical, no retcons.
  14. #54
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would settle for Santa's castration
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  16. #56
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.

    then why does he wear pants and have bushy white beard ?

    and that bassy ho ho ho.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Zanick I would settle for Santa's castration

    the call it realignmemt these days.

    it soumds more civilized and suffering free.
  18. #58
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    This is the ultimate realization of my schematic for the redemption of mankind.
  19. #59
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG No. Just the big mythical ones like Santa.

    What do you guys have against this? Is it so hard just to not say 'he'

    We don't live in a gay world and I dont want to see my non gay world get gayed right up.



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  20. #60
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc We don't live in a gay world and I dont want to see my non gay world get gayed right up.



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    Are u afraid ull like it
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