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Santa Claus should be gender neutral
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2018-12-18 at 1:17 AM UTCMrs Claus needs a bigger role in Christmas because right now she's just a mysoginists wet dream
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2018-12-18 at 1:17 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 1:21 AM UTCSo you want tranny clause? Should it be a mix of black/Asian/Indian and whoever else you can contract to breed this beast.
Would the public consent to giving out keys so the intruder doesn’t break in through the chimney? This could enable some burglars.
The cookies should be gluten free vegan cardboard disks
Is mrs Claus now nongender too
Do they have non binary orgies with the elves.
Currently the elves are slaves, perhaps they could be freed and create a union.
Maybe the reindeer should drive the sleigh while tranny santy and zer’s partner will pull it.
Where does it fucking end. Christmas is a tradition STFU and deal with it fagThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-18 at 1:22 AM UTCSatna is MAN
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2018-12-18 at 1:25 AM UTCMaybe OP has been writing letters every year and never had a response or even a gift creating this resent for the holiday
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2018-12-18 at 1:33 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 1:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ughhu So you want tranny clause? Should it be a mix of black/Asian/Indian and whoever else you can contract to breed this beast.
Would the public consent to giving out keys so the intruder doesn’t break in through the chimney? This could enable some burglars.
The cookies should be gluten free vegan cardboard disks
Is mrs Claus now nongender too
Do they have non binary orgies with the elves.
Currently the elves are slaves, perhaps they could be freed and create a union.
Maybe the reindeer should drive the sleigh while tranny santy and zer’s partner will pull it.
Where does it fucking end. Christmas is a tradition STFU and deal with it fag
No... Mrs claus can remain female. The problem is with Santa
And don't make this a race issue. Nobody mentioned race. -
2018-12-18 at 1:38 AM UTCThe Easter bunny is next.
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2018-12-18 at 1:42 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 1:43 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 1:45 AM UTCI’d say if it bothers you that much just slit your wrists. But hey opinions are like assholes everyone has one
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2018-12-18 at 1:46 AM UTCWhat if you DON’T have an asshole?
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2018-12-18 at 8:38 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 8:38 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 8:41 AM UTCson : dad ! somebody stacked me on the bed in my room last night and now my poopoo hurts.
dad : that mustve been santa. god damn, im gonna kill him if i see him. -
2018-12-18 at 9:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Women need a strong female role model. Santa is a dude. Little girls have NOBODY to look up to during the holidays.
The easter bunny is gender neutral and it's a good solid holiday that people don't feel left out of.
Santa isn't the only role model in the world, in fact there are many. So are you proposing making every single role model ever to be gender neutral, or just Santa? If so then why Santa in particular?
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2018-12-18 at 10:59 AM UTCSanta Claus is the archetype of the white male, giving all the 56%er scum like OP things even when they don't deserve it, and even hate him for it.
He should be a big ghetto black woman, instead of coming to visit children she should walk around with a huge swarm of niglets, and instead of giving presents she should take them away from people, being all like "gibs me dat" to other people's stuff, and on Christmas she disappears to get her nails did. -
2018-12-18 at 1:08 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 3:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Santa isn't the only role model in the world, in fact there are many. So are you proposing making every single role model ever to be gender neutral, or just Santa? If so then why Santa in particular?
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No. Just the big mythical ones like Santa.
What do you guys have against this? Is it so hard just to not say 'he' -
2018-12-18 at 3:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Santa Claus and Saint Nicholas are/were not the same.
Saint Nicholas didn't live at the north pole with elves and he didn't have a magical sleigh lead by reindeers either.
Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.
