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Santa Claus should be gender neutral
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2018-12-18 at 3:58 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 4:02 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 4:02 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 4:03 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 4:06 PM UTCJust make new figure called faggott clausThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-18 at 4:18 PM UTCShut the fuck up. I'm trying to have a serious discussion.
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2018-12-18 at 4:27 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-18 at 5:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Loing Prett sure Saint Nichola didn kill demon tree or reanimate pickle children either. It's an evolution of an existing mythical figure. His penis is canon.
Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-18 at 5:33 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 5:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.
The penis is canon from the historic figure. So he is a he. End of discussion. -
2018-12-18 at 5:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Loing The penis is canon from the historic figure. So he is a he. End of discussion.
Santa being a fantastical magical being who brings joy and laughter to people does not have only a penis, but has 16 other items of genitalia too...you as a lowly human didn't even know there were 17. -
2018-12-18 at 5:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG I know most of you will think I'm joking but this thread is 100% serious.
So, most of us looked up to Santa as a kid. We wrote lists, waited all year, and were generally excited by the big man in red. But where is the big woman in red? Women have nobody to look up to around the holidays. Mrs. Claus is a typical female stereotype and stays home baking cookies all day while her HUSBAND does all the work. Isn't that sexist as fuck?
We should have Santa Claus be gender neutral or at least have Mrs. Claus do some of the work. I mean they don't have any kids or anything so it would work out. I think it would be more inclusive towards women.
you're a faggot so i can see why you'd want that. I bet you also want jesus to be a woman -
2018-12-18 at 6:15 PM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 7:24 PM UTCI would settle for Santa's castration
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2018-12-18 at 9:01 PM UTC
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2018-12-19 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant to the fact Saint Nicholas was an actual man while Santa Claus is a fantastical magical being based around a man but not a man because "it's" a fantastical magical being that brings joy and laughter to people.
then why does he wear pants and have bushy white beard ?
and that bassy ho ho ho. -
2018-12-19 at 2:39 AM UTC
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2018-12-19 at 7:24 AM UTCThis is the ultimate realization of my schematic for the redemption of mankind.
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2018-12-19 at 11:27 AM UTC
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