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If you had unlimited resources
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2018-12-14 at 4:46 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 4:49 AM UTCVery few people have unlimited pussy at their disposal, the revelations which come with that power change a pimp forever and he has a moral obligation to preach it to the women under his command.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 4:55 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 4:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Very few people have unlimited pussy at their disposal, the revelations which come with that power change a pimp forever and he has a moral obligation to preach it to the women under his command.
I don't even know if I would want/need unlimited pussy.
I'll take a variety in my pussy options, sure.
But unlimited? What man has that much thirst for the good stuff in them?
Still though, not gonna lie, it would be a pretty cool skill to have, being able to transform any woman out there into a devout follower. -
2018-12-14 at 4:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would ram my cock up your asshole and then sue you for being a lousy lay
KrOz, my man, you have unlimited physical resources, and yet you would still take sex by force? And from a dude, no less (is Ajax a dude? I've just been assuming).
You're doing your own credibility a disservice with that kind of post. -
2018-12-14 at 4:58 AM UTCI'd accept unlimited AdderallThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 4:58 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 5:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I'd accept unlimited Adderall
Allow us to revisit my original wish, and to modify it ever so slightly.
Of course, an unlimited supply of drugs of all varieties is truly a wish worth wanting.
But imagine the second part of my wish...
A team of the most preeminent scholars, scientists, researchers, and other creative minds, all at my disposal (because I pay them, they're not my slaves, for the record).
Now imagine having them apply all of their intellect to developing new psychoactive compounds, the likes of which the Shulgins themselves would envy.
That's what I would go for.
I now officially amend my initial answer to the OP. -
2018-12-14 at 5:06 AM UTCI think I'd probably just travel the world and do things like offering large amounts of money to strangers in exchange for whatever weird shit I could come up with like offering hot high school girls money if they legitimately shit their pants in front of all their classmates or offering people money to do stuff like burning the enterity of their arm skin off with a blowtorch or eating a spoonful of diarrhea from a diseased homeless person, etc.
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2018-12-14 at 5:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ajax Fuck you Bill Krozby. I empathized with you.
That's your fault in presuming there is a moral being behind his computer screen, or even something resembling a defunct emotional circuitry. Bill Krozby is blameless, which, incidentally, is exactly how he sees himself in all his activities. -
2018-12-14 at 5:25 AM UTCLike Zanick for example. I'd offer him a million dollars to saw off his left foot and eat the entire thing. If he said no, I'd just keep increasing my offer until he accepted.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 5:28 AM UTCI would do so many fucking experiments like that and keep track of all the statistics and data to be compiled into new powerfully groundbreaking psychological texts that TRULY explain why we are the way we are and why we choose to do (or not do) the things we do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 5:30 AM UTCI'd also have the world's best female messeuse constantly massaging me every waking minute and of course I'd have the best female blowjob givers on call at any moment's notice.
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2018-12-14 at 5:32 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 5:32 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 5:45 AM UTC1. Build a big command center and purchase a shitload of state of the art spy equiptment, drones, etc
2. Have trained teams ready to stand by and follow orders I give, ready to go anywhere I say at any time
3. Have them spy on people, do pranks, subtle things to mess with them, basically make gang stalking a real thing -
2018-12-14 at 8:04 AM UTC1) ABOVE ALL, I would open a moving company. With unlimited resources, I could handle it any way I want. Once you order the movers, they show up with some dump trucks. They quickly load up all your shit into a dumptruck, throwing it in carelessly. They demolish all the walls in between your stuff and the truck for max speed. Then a helicopter comes to pick up the dump truck, and then just drops it onto your new place from a few hundred meters up. Alternatively all the shit is tossed into a shipping contained, then dumped via helicopter on top your new place.
2) make a very populated island nation with roads that make no sense. Things like right turns being done from the left lane, going into a tunnel in the middle of the road, that come out on a small bridge thing on the other end.
3) kill a whole bunch of people. This should go without a saying. -
2018-12-14 at 8:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Like Zanick for example. I'd offer him a million dollars to saw off his left foot and eat the entire thing. If he said no, I'd just keep increasing my offer until he accepted.
I'd probably do it for a lower price. Maybe a joint, or a bowl of ice-cream. Your choice, I'm not picky. This would leave you even more infinite cash with which to bribe owners of other feet. -
2018-12-14 at 8:39 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 8:51 AM UTCwhat will you give me to eat my own foot? there is a right answer and a wrong one
