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  1. #41
    mmQtips
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  2. #42
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I think it goes

    Blacks
    Middle Eastern
    Hispanics
    Whites
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    Asians

    In terms of smelly. laowhy86 has a good video on it.
  3. #43
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    [url=https://efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html]It's Only Smellz
  4. #44
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm serious m8. Believe it or not just because you smell like shit after one day of not showing doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't know why people find it so crazy to shower once every other day. I have people that would absolutely tell me if I smell, and they have in my depressed states when I haven't showered for like 5 days, but never once have they mentioned it when I'm doing the every other day thing. And yes, sometimes girls will say that I smell good. I don't know how it works but it's fine with me.

    I can miss a day and not smell bad at all. Just feel nasty tho, like all sticky and that.

    No matter how much I wash my armpits I can still smell my natural scent under there, pretty strong. Its not like stale bo smell tho. I've had a few chicks that would stick their nose in there and tell me they love how I smell under there, lol.



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  5. #45
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok this will sound gross too but I rarely clean my ears out and I don't have an earwax issue. It has also been the standard yellowish hue though.

    Did you know in jail you don't get q tips at all so you really can't clean your ears that way if you wanted to? Truthfully your ears kinda naturally are supposed to clean themselves or when you shower you can just let the water go in and clean them

    Twist up toilet paper if you can't get qtips.



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  6. #46
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.

    Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
    Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
    Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
    Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
    Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
    Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
    House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)

    You know that you are 70% water right?

    Plus the reason those wet wipes are wet, they're mostly water.

    But then I dunno why I'm saying this as bullshit is obvious coz you listed soap, lol.



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  7. #47
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Twist up toilet paper if you can't get qtips.



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    Yeah that's what the jail boys do if they need it I guess. Like I said your ears naturally clean themselves. They just do. If you have to clean your earwax often that's a problem maybe. I ain't making this shit up

    Shower every other day never clean ears and I'm fresh as a spring bunny ok?
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Flossing though. Flossing is important as fuck if you like a good grill.
  10. #50
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by GGG I think it goes

    Blacks
    Middle Eastern
    Hispanics
    Whites
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Asians

    In terms of smelly. laowhy86 has a good video on it.

    French people reek. I worked for several .. yuck!


    My partner is blond, blue eyed with a fair amount of body hair but he can sweat his balls off all day and never smells.

    My ex husband was Italian Greek but hardly any body hair, just a crap tone on his head .. same thing as my partner.
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mewsik French people reek. I worked for several .. yuck!


    My partner is blond, blue eyed with a fair amount of body hair but he can sweat his balls off all day and never smells.

    My ex husband was Italian Greek but hardly any body hair, just a crap tone on his head .. same thing as my partner.
    I wonder where the term "sweats his balls off" comes from. You'd have to be so fucking sweaty for thst to hapen
    Can you imagine??
  12. #52
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Like I said your ears naturally clean themselves. They just do. If you have to clean your earwax often that's a problem maybe.


    Ding ding ding, we have a winner here! Qtips are only supposed to be used to clean the outer ear. A person is not supposed to put anything in their ears, nothing at all. The ears naturally clean themselves. Using qtips just pushes the wax into the ear further, then the person has impacted serum and has to go to a doctor to get them cleaned out. My health teacher once said, “Never put anything in your ears smaller than your elbow!”, which means nothing, absolutely nothing!
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  13. #53
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Mewsik French people reek. I worked for several .. yuck!


    My partner is blond, blue eyed with a fair amount of body hair but he can sweat his balls off all day and never smells.

    My ex husband was Italian Greek but hardly any body hair, just a crap tone on his head .. same thing as my partner.

    They all got a lot of middle eastern blood over there tho. That's why mostly dark haired.



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  14. #54
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wanna know what impure garbage is now.

    When you just throw some clean shit into the pile, you get impure garbage.

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  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It really is though.

    Shitty feces.
  16. #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Shitty feces.

    Is there any other kind?
  17. #57
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yeah,
    Crappy feces!
  18. #58
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yeah,
    Crappy feces!

    Now that's just a shitty thing to say.
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  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Keep ayinf off my joke fuckers
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  20. #60
    Dollar store liquid soup for everything.
    Colgate for the tooth.
    Underarm deodrant...cant remember the name I just know I get the same one from wallyword and it "extreme blast"
    Dollar store spray on deodrant
    Dollar store "our version of" cologne unless I'm going somewhere special then I'll use a high dollar one.
    Usually shower twice a day, in the morning and when I get home from work.
    Rarely have a bath due to the tub being small and me being long and stewing in my own filth seems less hygienic than showering.
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