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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I use Colgate total whitening and for soap I literally just use my Tresemme shampoo as a shamp and a body wash. Shower every day or every other day. I know for a fact I don't smell bad.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Laundry shit is just whatevers cheapest at Kmart. Looks like u got Smart Sense spring fresh fabric softener sheets and Xtra detergent, mountain rain, with 50% more loads it tells me.
  3. #23
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    pure

    not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.

    For example - brand new clothing from walmart could be considered garbage, or an unopened brand new sugary cereal could be considered garbage, a passed out prostitute in a dumpter could be considered garbage ... but all are useful or usable.He was making it clear, he does not dumpster dive for useful items as his dumpster is pure trash that has not future use for anyone
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I wanna know what impure garbage is now.

    Metal is not technically garbage.
  5. #25
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I use Colgate total whitening and for soap I literally just use my Tresemme shampoo as a shamp and a body wash. Shower every day or every other day. I know for a fact I don't smell bad.

    Lol.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Lol.

    What? I get complimented on my scent playa.
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mewsik pure

    not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.

    For example - brand new clothing from walmart could be considered garbage, or an unopened brand new sugary cereal could be considered garbage, a passed out prostitute in a dumpter could be considered garbage … but all are useful or usable.

    What's pure garbage and what's impure garbage? Which one would make you more smelly?
  8. #28
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by mmQ What? I get complimented on my scent playa.

    Scratching ... sniffing ... truth!
  9. #29
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I use Colgate total whitening and for soap I literally just use my Tresemme shampoo as a shamp and a body wash. Shower every day or every other day. I know for a fact I don't smell bad.


    Lol. So silly 😋
  10. #30
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Shower before work and after work/gym daily.
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ What? I get complimented on my scent playa.

    If you shower every other day, I don't believe you. I sometimes skip a day and I smell like shit.

    Unless... you don't have grey earwax do you? Are you at all Asian?
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG If you shower every other day, I don't believe you. I sometimes skip a day and I smell like shit.

    Unless… you don't have grey earwax do you? Are you at all Asian?

    I'm serious m8. Believe it or not just because you smell like shit after one day of not showing doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't know why people find it so crazy to shower once every other day. I have people that would absolutely tell me if I smell, and they have in my depressed states when I haven't showered for like 5 days, but never once have they mentioned it when I'm doing the every other day thing. And yes, sometimes girls will say that I smell good. I don't know how it works but it's fine with me.
  13. #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG If you shower every other day, I don't believe you. I sometimes skip a day and I smell like shit.

    Unless… you don't have grey earwax do you? Are you at all Asian?

    White people are naturally very clean, shitskins are called that for a reason


    Originally posted by mmQ I'm serious m8. Believe it or not just because you smell like shit after one day of not showing doesn't mean everyone else does.

    He's not white which explains a lot of his shortcomings

  14. #34
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.

    Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
    Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
    Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
    Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
    Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
    Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
    House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)
  15. #35
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm serious m8. Believe it or not just because you smell like shit after one day of not showing doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't know why people find it so crazy to shower once every other day. I have people that would absolutely tell me if I smell, and they have in my depressed states when I haven't showered for like 5 days, but never once have they mentioned it when I'm doing the every other day thing. And yes, sometimes girls will say that I smell good. I don't know how it works but it's fine with me.

    Can you answer the earwax thing? There's actually a gene that's prominent in Asians that gives them grey, dry earwax and makes it so that they don't produce as much body odor. That's why you won't find a lot of deodorant in Asia, they don't use it. Most westerners like myself have wet sticky earwax. Apparently the more grey and dry it is, the less you smell.
  16. #36
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.

    Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
    Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
    Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
    Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
    Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
    Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
    House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)

    But what kind of shit paper do you use, Durkel?
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG Can you answer the earwax thing? There's actually a gene that's prominent in Asians that gives them grey, dry earwax and makes it so that they don't produce as much body odor. That's why you won't find a lot of deodorant in Asia, they don't use it. Most westerners like myself have wet sticky earwax. Apparently the more grey and dry it is, the less you smell.

    Ok this will sound gross too but I rarely clean my ears out and I don't have an earwax issue. It has also been the standard yellowish hue though.

    Did you know in jail you don't get q tips at all so you really can't clean your ears that way if you wanted to? Truthfully your ears kinda naturally are supposed to clean themselves or when you shower you can just let the water go in and clean them
  18. #38
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Don’t cuss at me man. I don’t like being cussed at.
  19. #39
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Can you answer the earwax thing? There's actually a gene that's prominent in Asians that gives them grey, dry earwax and makes it so that they don't produce as much body odor. That's why you won't find a lot of deodorant in Asia, they don't use it. Most westerners like myself have wet sticky earwax. Apparently the more grey and dry it is, the less you smell.

    I already did.

    Originally posted by Ghost White people are naturally very clean, shitskins are called that for a reason

    Asians and white people are the most clean races of humans, they are true aryans. Shoko Asahara (Japanese) did not sweat (like Hillary Clinton) and he also did not poop and only bathed for religious purposes.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/10/hillary-clinton-robot-sweat

  20. #40
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you know in jail you don't get q tips at all so you really can't clean your ears that way if you wanted to? Truthfully your ears kinda naturally are supposed to clean themselves or when you shower you can just let the water go in and clean them

    your ear waxes is the one and only thing that stand in between little insects and ants and your inner ears.

    do not clean them out.

    and if you insists on having them dug out, q tips are available in rape kits.
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