2018-11-14 at 6:04 AM UTC
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2018-11-14 at 6:14 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I think it goes
Blacks
Middle Eastern
Hispanics
Whites
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Asians
In terms of smelly. laowhy86 has a good video on it.
2018-11-14 at 10:18 AM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.
Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)
You know that you are 70% water right?
Plus the reason those wet wipes are wet, they're mostly water.
But then I dunno why I'm saying this as bullshit is obvious coz you listed soap, lol.
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2018-11-14 at 10:47 AM UTC
Flossing though. Flossing is important as fuck if you like a good grill.
2018-11-14 at 11:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Like I said your ears naturally clean themselves. They just do. If you have to clean your earwax often that's a problem maybe.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner here! Qtips are only supposed to be used to clean the outer ear. A person is not supposed to put anything in their ears, nothing at all. The ears naturally clean themselves. Using qtips just pushes the wax into the ear further, then the person has impacted serum and has to go to a doctor to get them cleaned out. My health teacher once said, “Never put anything in your ears smaller than your elbow!”, which means nothing, absolutely nothing!
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2018-11-14 at 11:38 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I wanna know what impure garbage is now.
When you just throw some clean shit into the pile, you get impure garbage.
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2018-11-14 at 11:43 AM UTC
It really is though.
Shitty feces.
2018-11-14 at 11:55 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Technologist
Yeah,
Crappy feces!
Now that's just a shitty thing to say.
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Keep ayinf off my joke fuckers
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2018-11-14 at 1:37 PM UTC
Dollar store liquid soup for everything.
Colgate for the tooth.
Underarm deodrant...cant remember the name I just know I get the same one from wallyword and it "extreme blast"
Dollar store spray on deodrant
Dollar store "our version of" cologne unless I'm going somewhere special then I'll use a high dollar one.
Usually shower twice a day, in the morning and when I get home from work.
Rarely have a bath due to the tub being small and me being long and stewing in my own filth seems less hygienic than showering.
