The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-10-28 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #5021
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by GGG What were you doing at 8 years old, SpectraL?

   
   Building crystal radios in the kitchen and then listening in on the airwaves and the mysterious voices and conversations on them.
2. 2018-10-28 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #5022
   Jackrabbitfyi Houston

   Originally posted by Mewsik His voice has and always makes my entire body vibrate literally… his and Rob Thomas .. I found both of these great voices before they were somebodies in the industry
   
   This song makes me cry though, and can barely stand or dance alone when I hear it.

   
   OMG me too.. Have you heard "it won't be like this for long" makes me cry... And this duet is one of the best and Darius blows Lionel away lol
   
   
3. 2018-10-29 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #5023
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   EBONY AND IVORY
4. 2018-10-29 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #5024
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Who's this Darius nigger and why does his music remind me of something i'd see being alone on new years eve watching television.
   
   IDK.
5. 2018-10-29 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #5025
   Jackrabbitfyi Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie Who's this Darius nigger and why does his music remind me of something i'd see being alone on new years eve watching television.
   
   IDK.

   
   Darius rucker he used to be hootie from hootie and the blowfish
6. 2018-10-29 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #5026
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Well once again I might be on the bus in a few days. I was tempted by the devil and dance with him for a second but I hope it's not detectable
   
   Is .5mg of hydromorphone detectable in urine 48 hours after? That's what I want to know specifically
7. 2018-10-29 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #5027
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   
8. 2018-10-29 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #5028
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi OMG me too.. Have you heard "it won't be like this for long" makes me cry… And this duet is one of the best and Darius blows Lionel away lol
   
   

   
   Flash back ha ha ha .. Lionel Richie and the Commidors ... lost my virginity in my BF’s parents disco, with their record playing. A good Monday giggle.
   
   Quite entertaining to see D (the man’s voice who ignights my soul and 😍) Lionel sing together.
9. 2018-10-29 at 8:53 PM UTC

   #5029
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're in the sea and a bunch of little black sharks are trying to get at you but then someone puts on a fish costume and swims out to distract the sharks from you and you get to safety but there's still a few sharks following you and you're like "frig off sharks" and they actually listen and their eyes look like puppy dog eyes saying sorry and then you feel bad for the sharks and let them eat you anyway, and you never know what happened to the fish man?
10. 2018-10-29 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #5030
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're in the sea and a bunch of little black sharks are trying to get at you but then someone puts on a fish costume and swims out to distract the sharks from you and you get to safety but there's still a few sharks following you and you're like "frig off sharks" and they actually listen and their eyes look like puppy dog eyes saying sorry and then you feel bad for the sharks and let them eat you anyway, and you never know what happened to the fish man?

    
    wEirD aNd EDgy
11. 2018-10-29 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #5031
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GGG wEirD aNd EDgy

    
    It was yes or no que
12. 2018-10-29 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #5032
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fish are friends not food
    
    
13. 2018-10-29 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #5033
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're in the sea and a bunch of little black sharks are trying to get at you but then someone puts on a fish costume and swims out to distract the sharks from you and you get to safety but there's still a few sharks following you and you're like "frig off sharks" and they actually listen and their eyes look like puppy dog eyes saying sorry and then you feel bad for the sharks and let them eat you anyway, and you never know what happened to the fish man?

    
    Not as yet.
14. 2018-10-30 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #5034
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    
    
    spreading da love
15. 2018-10-30 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #5035
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
16. 2018-10-30 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #5036
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Techno - tek no
17. 2018-10-30 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #5037
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm taking life day by day and if I make it through this week it's a miracle
18. 2018-10-30 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #5038
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Marshall the Martian.
    
    Take it year by year. Just say to yourself 'I just gotta get through the rest of 2018 and then I can make all these zuper kewl resolutions and totes change me loife around.'
19. 2018-10-30 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #5039
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Marshall the Martian.
    
    Take it year by year. Just say to yourself 'I just gotta get through the rest of 2018 and then I can make all these zuper kewl resolutions and totes change me loife around.'

    
    Yeah I make resolutions then I just break em. I just have a skin of my teeth piss test to pass and if that turns out I'm stopping my rug selling business and handing it off to a young black fellow. I'm just gonna hang with my gf and not cheat on her and take nothing for granted.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • DontTellEm
20. 2018-10-30 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #5040
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah I make resolutions then I just break em. I just have a skin of my teeth piss test to pass and if that turns out I'm stopping my rug selling business and handing it off to a young black fellow. I'm just gonna hang with my gf and not cheat on her and take nothing for granted.

    
    You literally just had that same piss test to pass a few weeks ago.