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2018-10-30 at 3:38 AM UTCits the advanced one with nanotechnology
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2018-10-30 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You literally just had that same piss test to pass a few weeks ago.
Yeah I'm a pretty bad fuck up. It was for another reason a few weeks ago. This time I did a microscopic amount of hydromorphone 48 hours prior so I'm a little worried it will show up although I did drink quite a bit of fluids afterwards and and had a sexual session where I sweated so much it was fucking ungodly. I had a flush kit too but I just didn't use it in time so now I'm just praying twice a day for all the wrong reasons.
This is pathetic. My life is pathetic. I can't deal with this painThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-30 at 3:41 AM UTCFlushing doesn't work. Dilution does, and creatine helps to hide that, but you don't need a kit for that. You can get a kilo of creatine for less than you paid for that test.
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2018-10-30 at 3:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Yeah I'm a pretty bad fuck up. It was for another reason a few weeks ago. This time I did a microscopic amount of hydromorphone 48 hours prior so I'm a little worried it will show up although I did drink quite a bit of fluids afterwards and and had a sexual session where I sweated so much it was fucking ungodly. I had a flush kit too but I just didn't use it in time so now I'm just praying twice a day for all the wrong reasons.
This is pathetic. My life is pathetic. I can't deal with this pain
you have to inject painkillers to cope with the crushing agony of my weaponized posting and you're even gonna go back to Jel for it 10/10 -
2018-10-30 at 3:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Flushing doesn't work. Dilution does, and creatine helps to hide that, but you don't need a kit for that. You can get a kilo of creatine for less than you paid for that test.
They make these purification pills that they sell in the camping section of outdoors stores that you would use in case you got a snake bite or something. I've had multiple friends use them for piss tests and they worked. That was for weed though. -
2018-10-30 at 3:52 AM UTC
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2018-10-30 at 3:54 AM UTC
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2018-10-30 at 3:58 AM UTC
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2018-10-30 at 4:03 AM UTCI've literally not seen you make one decent post in at least the last year.
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2018-10-30 at 4:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ They make these purification pills that they sell in the camping section of outdoors stores that you would use in case you got a snake bite or something. I've had multiple friends use them for piss tests and they worked. That was for weed though.
Lol. That's a complete bullshit product. They're lucky they never got bit by a snake.
Weed metabolites stay stored in your fat. The more fat/metabolites, the harder it is to get out.
Literally the only option is dilution. Exercise is also a myth. It only raises/flushes metabolite levels in blood not fat. Being skinny and having less fat does give you an advantage though.
If your friends passed with 'anti snake bite pills' they probably got lucky or were drinking lots of water anyway out of paranoia.
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2018-10-30 at 6:08 AM UTCSounds like it could be bleach but I can't imagine that trick would still work
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2018-10-30 at 6:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by JΟ icebox Sounds like it could be bleach but I can't imagine that trick would still work
It only works on tests that don't detect pH, but any test that matters is gonna be sent to a lab anyway.
You don't consume it though you just put it in your piss.
Honestly if you want to fake a test just use fake piss with a warmer. That way you know 100% that your piss is not dirty. If you can get assuredly clean piss, it may be better. Not entirely sure what fake piss contains, or what real piss is supposed to contain, but that's probably worth looking into (brands and all that) if you're planning on faking. -
2018-10-30 at 6:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Lol. That's a complete bullshit product. They're lucky they never got bit by a snake.
Weed metabolites stay stored in your fat. The more fat/metabolites, the harder it is to get out.
Literally the only option is dilution. Exercise is also a myth. It only raises/flushes metabolite levels in blood not fat. Being skinny and having less fat does give you an advantage though.
If your friends passed with 'anti snake bite pills' they probably got lucky or were drinking lots of water anyway out of paranoia.
I can only imagine what was actually in those lol
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2018-10-30 at 6:17 AM UTCSecond sentence from the bottom.
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2018-10-30 at 7:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG It only works on tests that don't detect pH, but any test that matters is gonna be sent to a lab anyway.
You don't consume it though you just put it in your piss.
Honestly if you want to fake a test just use fake piss with a warmer. That way you know 100% that your piss is not dirty. If you can get assuredly clean piss, it may be better. Not entirely sure what fake piss contains, or what real piss is supposed to contain, but that's probably worth looking into (brands and all that) if you're planning on faking.
Unless they watch you pee. Depends on what it's for I guess -
2018-10-30 at 10:25 AM UTCDetoxify.com
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2018-10-30 at 10:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Second sentence from the bottom.
Maybe right. The only "studies" I have to go off of is them, doing it, and passing their tests. You're right though they were likely doing waters and stuff too but I'm just saying they were smoking weed like a day before the tests and passed ππππππππ -
2018-10-30 at 12:27 PM UTCMost people who do hydromorphone say I'll be good but most people who do hydros are pathological liars. The amount I did was so small it's stupid to even do and I didn't feel any effects. I drank lots and had sweaty sex so I think I'm good.
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2018-10-30 at 1:12 PM UTCHa!
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2018-10-30 at 1:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Maybe right. The only "studies" I have to go off of is them, doing it, and passing their tests. You're right though they were likely doing waters and stuff too but I'm just saying they were smoking weed like a day before the tests and passed ππππππππ
I'm just saying that everything we know about science goes against your anecdotal experience with a few uncontrolled subjects.
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