Random Thoughts

1. 2018-10-26 at 10:41 AM UTC

   #3981
   

   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, not seen vending machines for that yet…though I was only looking for the used panty ones..
   
   
   …oh wait..

   
   The reverse toilet is a million dollar idea.
2. 2018-10-26 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #3982
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Shout out to ebag who is doing a really really nice awesome thing for me.

   
   sending you a couple etiz? 👍
3. 2018-10-26 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #3983
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mewsik I’m truly happy for you 💜 I wish you nothing but happiness and success on your path to a meaningful life. She is beautiful and the babies give you a second chance.
   
   All I ever wanted was to be true friends. It makes me sad and probably always will, that that never happened. Regrets are a shitty thing to live with … those double edge swards are a bitch! TGIF.

   
   Happy Friday, Mewsik hope you haven’t left ❤️
4. 2018-10-26 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #3984
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   no love is allowed here
5. 2018-10-26 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #3985
   TiGuRsTaYnK Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   She's lovely yet an beta attention whore
6. 2018-10-27 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #3986
   TiGuRsTaYnK Yung Blood

   Originally posted by mmQ So four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as itself.

   
   Yet 1 has one digit to describe itself.
   
   what makes letters anymore different than a digit?
7. 2018-10-27 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #3987
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   1 is the loneliest number tho.
8. 2018-10-27 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #3988
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb 1 is the loneliest number tho.

   
   numbers can't be lonely
9. 2018-10-27 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #3989
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm What if u had a squirrel infestation in ur house, like they got in ur attic from ur roof. But u liked them, so u were like …"Hey May I please ask u nicely to take ur shit outside & not be bad?"
   
   Would that work? Or are they not bad at all? Just shitting up ur attic & walls, but have cute bushy tails?

   
   a few years ago the chick living with me woke me up at 1am because there was a squirrel in the attic and she was freaking out.
   
   i dont respond well to getting woken up at 1am.
   
   i crawled up into the attic and shot the fucker.
   
   to this day there is a bullet hole in my bathroom where it went after it 'sploded the skwerl. the oddity is i have no idea where the bullet went after that. there are no more holes, dents, or fragments anywhere. ghost bullet.
10. 2018-10-27 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #3990
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by TiGuRsTaYnK She's lovely yet an beta attention whore

    
    thats called an 'beta betty'
11. 2018-10-27 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #3991
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I woke up in between
    A memory & a dream.
12. 2018-10-27 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #3992
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by infinityshock a few years ago the chick living with me woke me up at 1am because there was a squirrel in the attic and she was freaking out.
    
    i dont respond well to getting woken up at 1am.
    
    i crawled up into the attic and shot the fucker.
    
    to this day there is a bullet hole in my bathroom where it went after it 'sploded the skwerl. the oddity is i have no idea where the bullet went after that. there are no more holes, dents, or fragments anywhere. ghost bullet.

    
    should have shot the girl and fed the squirrel some peanuts
13. 2018-10-27 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #3993
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box should have shot the girl and fed the squirrel some peanuts

    
    you should have brought that suggestion up at the time. i never thought of that.
14. 2018-10-27 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #3994
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I woke up in between
    A memory & a dream.

    
    What's "woke up" I've been up forever. Lol
15. 2018-10-27 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #3995
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Song lyrics. 😋
    
    Try to lie down & rest. 😘
16. 2018-10-27 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #3996
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Song lyrics. 😋
    
    Try to lie down & rest. 😘

    
    Next time you sing it I'll say "shakira shakira " really loud like she does in Every fucking song she is involved... "it's like you are very great at letting others know you can speak about yourself in the third person and you really Let us know u r there lol
17. 2018-10-27 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #3997
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I love shakira
    My favorite song of hers is “whenever wherever “
    
    I’d always sing that famous line
    “ lucky that my breast are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains”
    
    I couldn’t relate to those lyrics but I just thought they were good lyrics
18. 2018-10-27 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #3998
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ you must be drunk 👍🍾🍺
19. 2018-10-27 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #3999
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Why because I like shakira
    
    I think you’re drunk
    
    
    Good for you
20. 2018-10-27 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #4000
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I post about weed..I like smoking weed