Random Thoughts

1. 2018-10-25 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #3941
   

   Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
   @ tree rat =Ing a squirrel.
2. 2018-10-25 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #3942
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock ophiological

   
   i wonder what hes trying to compensate.
3. 2018-10-25 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #3943
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala There’s dudes that pay 4 grand for girls to send them their shit. No lie.

   
   Yup, Japan actually has vending machines that have used panties (with a photo of the wearer) in them...
   
   Fucking Japs...
   
   
4. 2018-10-25 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #3944
   

   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, Japan actually has vending machines that have used panties (with a photo of the wearer) in them…
   
   Fucking Japs…
   
   

   
   
   
   Interesting, apparently those eggs beside it are for fucking
5. 2018-10-25 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #3945
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, Japan actually has vending machines that have used panties (with a photo of the wearer) in them…

   
   No I meant feces.
6. 2018-10-25 at 2:04 PM UTC

   #3946
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala No I meant feces.

   
   No, not seen vending machines for that yet...though I was only looking for the used panty ones..
   
   
   ...oh wait..
7. 2018-10-25 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #3947
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I'm in a bad mood, & I'm sad.
8. 2018-10-25 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #3948
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wonder what hes trying to compensate.

   
   your mother leaving teeth marks on my cock when i was fucking her in the ass
9. 2018-10-25 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #3949
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wish i had a taco in my pocket always
10. 2018-10-25 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #3950
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Four is a number
11. 2018-10-25 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #3951
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It also has 4 letters.
12. 2018-10-25 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #3952
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Two has three letters.
13. 2018-10-25 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #3953
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as itself.
14. 2018-10-25 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #3954
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What that word ?
15. 2018-10-26 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #3955
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    fun fact: its really difficult to sew on the right hand with the left hand even being ambidextrous
    
    thank the great pumpkin someone invented butterfly bandages.
16. 2018-10-26 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #3956
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, not seen vending machines for that yet…though I was only looking for the used panty ones..
    
    
    …oh wait..

    
    I'm sure they'll have them soon. Dried out turds with flavoring or something.
17. 2018-10-26 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #3957
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    What if u had a squirrel infestation in ur house, like they got in ur attic from ur roof. But u liked them, so u were like ..."Hey May I please ask u nicely to take ur shit outside & not be bad?"
    
    Would that work? Or are they not bad at all? Just shitting up ur attic & walls, but have cute bushy tails?
18. 2018-10-26 at 4:05 AM UTC

    #3958
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm What if u had a squirrel infestation in ur house, like they got in ur attic from ur roof. But u liked them, so u were like …"Hey May I please ask u nicely to take ur shit outside & not be bad?"

    
    Won't work. Squirrels won't listen. You have to board up the openings to let them know they can't shit inside the house.
19. 2018-10-26 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #3959
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yup. Figures.
20. 2018-10-26 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #3960
    Jackrabbitfyi Houston
    Sometimes when I'm bored I picture inanimate objects in my house, dancing to disco music dressed like the beegees.. Ya know if the beegees were like furniture and stuff.
    
    I know you must be highly shocked by this if you already know me.
    
    
    If not....
    
    no I'm not high but thank you for assuming I'm still cool like when I was in my 20s lol
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