2018-10-25 at 1:49 AM UTC
@ tree rat =Ing a squirrel.
2018-10-25 at 9:03 PM UTC
I'm in a bad mood, & I'm sad.
2018-10-25 at 9:57 PM UTC
I wish i had a taco in my pocket always
2018-10-25 at 9:58 PM UTC
So four is the only number that has the same amount of letters as itself.
2018-10-26 at 2:33 AM UTC
fun fact: its really difficult to sew on the right hand with the left hand even being ambidextrous
thank the great pumpkin someone invented butterfly bandages.
2018-10-26 at 4:03 AM UTC
What if u had a squirrel infestation in ur house, like they got in ur attic from ur roof. But u liked them, so u were like ..."Hey May I please ask u nicely to take ur shit outside & not be bad?"
Would that work? Or are they not bad at all? Just shitting up ur attic & walls, but have cute bushy tails?
2018-10-26 at 4:07 AM UTC
Sometimes when I'm bored I picture inanimate objects in my house, dancing to disco music dressed like the beegees.. Ya know if the beegees were like furniture and stuff.
I know you must be highly shocked by this if you already know me.
If not....
no I'm not high but thank you for assuming I'm still cool like when I was in my 20s lol
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