The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-10-19 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #4741
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by CASPER Blah

   
   I miss that dude.
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   • Anal Turing
2. 2018-10-19 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #4742
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by RisiR † I miss that dude.

   
   He's still around. One of the few people I could always tell was a straight up good dude. I think I sent him a model car for Christmas or something. And whoever was supposed to be my secret santa fucked up and didn't send anything. Fitting rofl. Hopefully they at least got high. Feels like a really long time ago.
3. 2018-10-19 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #4743
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by GGG There's something to be said about women throwing things in the kitchen.

   
   True story- Every girl I every meet and start to get serious with, I flash forward in my mind to us having the fight that ends it. No matter how sweet or quiet, there's this groundwater deep belief in me that I innately bring out the worst in people, and that given time even someone angelic would find a reason to want me dead or gone.
4. 2018-10-19 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #4744
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   https://shop.gandi.net/en/domain/suggest?search=dadmail.net
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   • mmQ
5. 2018-10-19 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #4745
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   For only 50 cents a year I can be the sole owner of dadmail.pw? What a bargain!
6. 2018-10-19 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #4746
   

   Anal Turing Houston
   But it and point it at the site, so there's a non retarded way to link it on Reddit.
7. 2018-10-19 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #4747
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by CASPER For only 50 cents a year I can be the sole owner of dadmail.pw? What a bargain!

   
   There's still a lot of demand for Dads these days.
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   • RestStop
8. 2018-10-19 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #4748
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Snorting meth, killing prostitutes, robbing banks. Yes, Yes. I think I do be fly, son!
9. 2018-10-19 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #4749
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Tramadol is the worst fucking painkiller ever holy fuck I'm on the maximum dose and it does nothing for pain at fucking all and hurts my stomach and gives me a headache. It makes me hate life so much.
   
   I'm risking my freedom and doing dilaudid tonight idgaf
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-10-19 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #4750
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ohhhhh dilaudid. Yes yes.
    
    Tramadol is absolute horseshit.
11. 2018-10-19 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #4751
    

    Anal Turing Houston
    I mean, I'd love to proselytize and point people to my philosophy and physics posts here, but "igottabig.wang" is stupid and looks like a gaybait porn site, and the word "nigga" is autoenhancemented.
12. 2018-10-19 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #4752
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    my gabapentin script got filled so i have jesus in my heart again
13. 2018-10-19 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #4753
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    you should dig him out with a crucifix
14. 2018-10-19 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #4754
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla my gabapentin script got filled so i have jesus in my heart again

    
    *baptizes Sploo*
    
    *doesn't let him back up for air*
15. 2018-10-19 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #4755
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    gabapentin w/o tolerance and Crouton is the best fucking combo it turns any day into the best day ever
16. 2018-10-20 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #4756
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Anal Turing I mean, I'd love to proselytize and point people to my philosophy and physics posts here, but "igottabig.wang" is stupid and looks like a gaybait porn site, and the word "nigga" is autoenhancemented.

    
    You're just mad you didn't think of it first
17. 2018-10-20 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #4757
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Shit dings , son!
    
    
18. 2018-10-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #4758
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Anal Turing I mean, I'd love to proselytize and point people to my philosophy and physics posts here, but "igottabig.wang" is stupid and looks like a gaybait porn site, and the word "nigga" is autoenhancemented.

    
    do you mean your "universal consciousness we are all one entity evolving into the penultimate state before reiteration on the cross" posts?
19. 2018-10-20 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #4759
    

    Anal Turing Houston

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla do you mean your "universal consciousness we are all one entity evolving into the penultimate state before reiteration on the cross" posts?

    
    Never said anything close to this
20. 2018-10-20 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #4760
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/9pnrro/ganging_up_on_a_girl_in_an_elevator_because_her/
    
    maryhah and me3ee