The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-10-16 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #4641
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ostranenie
2. 2018-10-16 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #4642
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ghost typical americans.avi
   
   

   
   You go out with a nice looking girl, slim, attractive, fit, and then once she starts feeling comfortable she starts to fill her face every chance she gets, and slowly, over time, she begins to look like a beached whale, but you still see that pretty face inside all that blubber. You want to leave her, but you also want the girl you had back. Then she starts topping it all off by shooting her mouth off and acting superior. But you're trapped in a long term relationship situation. Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction.
3. 2018-10-16 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #4643
   

   Anal Turing Houston
   Black guys just like fat girls, man. It doesn't need to be more complicated than that.
4. 2018-10-16 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #4644
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Anal Turing Black guys just like fat girls, man. It doesn't need to be more complicated than that.

   
   Once my girlfriend can no longer reach her ass, that's the red line for me.
5. 2018-10-16 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #4645
   

   Anal Turing Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Once my girlfriend can no longer reach her ass, that's the red line for me.

   
   I just think you don't have the requisite 12 inch dong that you'd need to penetrate her.
6. 2018-10-16 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #4646
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Nice gunt
   
   
7. 2018-10-16 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #4647
   

   Anal Turing Houston

   Originally posted by Anal Turing Does CBD actually do anything psychologically or no?

8. 2018-10-16 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #4648
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   It makes you sleepy and cures anxiety
9. 2018-10-17 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #4649
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Anal Turing I just think you don't have the requisite 12 inch dong that you'd need to penetrate her.

   
   I'd have to be black for that.
10. 2018-10-17 at 1:31 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Anal Turing CBD

    
    I noticed a moderate mood elevation with no negative side effects, and that was taking 25mg a day.
11. 2018-10-17 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Early this morning I woke up with my boxers soaked in semen, I had to change to a new pair before I went back to sleep (for comfort) I had a nocturnal emission and didn't remember a thing about squirting that big load.
12. 2018-10-17 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #4652
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Item 9 Early this morning I woke up with my boxers soaked in semen, I had to change to a new pair before I went back to sleep (for comfort) I had a nocturnal emission and didn't remember a thing about squirting that big load.

    
    Don't you jack off like ten times a day? I can't imagine your load is any larger than a few drops from a leaky faucet.
13. 2018-10-17 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #4653
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Don't you jack off like ten times a day? I can't imagine your load is any larger than a few drops from a leaky faucet.

    
    I like how this is just an assumption based on him being Actir.
14. 2018-10-17 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #4654
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I like how this is just an assumption based on him being Actir.

    
    Just ask him if he wants to be rich.
15. 2018-10-17 at 10:17 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to suck dick outta Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn
16. 2018-10-17 at 10:23 AM UTC

    #4656
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *note to self* go back to bed
17. 2018-10-17 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd have to be black for that.

    
    That's what you think
18. 2018-10-17 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #4658
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Was Jim Henson heavily influenced by LSD? It's hard to imagine he wasn't.
19. 2018-10-17 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #4659
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Anal Turing Black guys can only get fat girls, man. It doesn't need to be more complicated than that.

20. 2018-10-18 at 5:21 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Boys, I CRI EVERYTI. EVER got a visit from the HAT MAN? you would CRI too if it happened to you.