The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-10-03 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #4421
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Video games
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   • RisiR †
2. 2018-10-03 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #4422
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Video games and drugs is how God communicates with us.
3. 2018-10-03 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #4423
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Apparently I sent a bunch of messages to family members telling them I was going to kill myself if I didn't feel better after living by myself for a year on Monday morning, so I got to wake up to fifteen "concerned"messages about how much I meant to them
   
   At least I don't have to hide it anymore I guess
   
   And at least I won't have to listen to the "there was no warning" bullshit as I drift into the afterlife
   
   And speccy, if I hear any bullshit from you I will literally pay Sophie 15k to track you down so I can make a snuff film out of you
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   • mmQ, 
   • Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
4. 2018-10-03 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #4424
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It's cosmic injustice that I wasn't inducted into the fun bunch. I put in a decade and a half of theiving,junkie-ing blowing shit up. For the sake of the community. Wise and even tempered, a modern day King Salmon.
5. 2018-10-03 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #4425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER It's cosmic injustice that I wasn't inducted into the fun bunch. I put in a decade and a half of theiving,junkie-ing blowing shit up. For the sake of the community. Wise and even tempered, a modern day King Salmon.

   
   You must have applied to the wrong forum
6. 2018-10-03 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #4426
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER It's cosmic injustice that I wasn't inducted into the fun bunch. I put in a decade and a half of theiving,junkie-ing blowing shit up. For the sake of the community. Wise and even tempered, a modern day King Salmon.

   
   You should join The Deplorables!
   
   Notable members: Bill Krozby, infinityshock, ACollegeProfessor, Spectral, Scron, SpeedyParker
   
   They join together not of mutual respect,,
   
   But out of desperation
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7. 2018-10-03 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #4427
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox …And speccy, if I hear any bullshit from you I will literally pay Sophie 15k to track you down so I can make a snuff film out of you

   
   That didn't scare me.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-10-03 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #4428
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

   
   Exactly what I was hoping for. I can control you
   
   

   Show spoiler
9. 2018-10-03 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #4429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well, fuck.
   
   Just got a call from a local gun shop. Apparently I bought a Sig P220 in 10mm.
   
   So now I only have 8.2k toward the speccy snuff film.
   
   Looks like a badass gun though, drunk me has good taste
   
   It will be here Friday, will post pics when I get it
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   • CASPER
10. 2018-10-03 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #4430
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    the serious bunch
11. 2018-10-03 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #4431
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, apparently they're testing out the presidential text message alert system
    
    This gives me a reason to stay alive. I wouldn't mind seeing the world burn
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12. 2018-10-03 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #4432
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, apparently they're testing out the presidential text message alert system
    
    This gives me a reason to stay alive. I wouldn't mind seeing the world burn

    
    Heh just got that too. Mild disappointment when it said it was just a test.
13. 2018-10-03 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #4433
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I didn’t get one so I guess ol T bone wants me dead
14. 2018-10-03 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #4434
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    How did they get my number?
15. 2018-10-03 at 9:10 PM UTC

    #4435
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I love you all and hope you all the very best
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16. 2018-10-03 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #4436
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Apparently I sent a bunch of messages to family members telling them I was going to kill myself if I didn't feel better after living by myself for a year on Monday morning, so I got to wake up to fifteen "concerned"messages about how much I meant to them
    
    At least I don't have to hide it anymore I guess
    
    And at least I won't have to listen to the "there was no warning" bullshit as I drift into the afterlife
    
    And speccy, if I hear any bullshit from you I will literally pay Sophie 15k to track you down so I can make a snuff film out of you

    
    I can empathize with that shit.
    
    I haven't been on Facebook since two weeks ago, as I messaged a bunch of people while blackout drunk.
    
    I dread learning what I sent to them. In fact I'm currently getting blackout drunk so that I can correct the last time I was blackout drunk.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo My house is being super fucking hard on me. Accusing me of lying and making me tell them everywhere I go and all kinda shit. They're really trying to send me back but I ain't gonna slip nahmean. Literally telling me to break up with my woman and accusing me of living elaborate multi layers lies. If I don't post here for a bit assume I'm gone for 2 years. I love you all and hope you all the very best

    
    Just say you have reached a realisation, and that you realise now WHY your behaviour was unacceptable, and WHY you must change.
    
    The key is that you finally understand others point of view, even though we all know you don't.
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17. 2018-10-03 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #4437
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Tell them that the girl is the one that got you into religion and that you both aspire to become Muslim or jedi.
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18. 2018-10-04 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #4438
    

    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † Tell them that the girl is the one that got you into religion and that you both aspire to become Muslim or jedi.

    
    Oh, you got a beaurette who is trying to get you to convert and marry her so she can live in HyperBorea and pop out little Barbarian babbys?
19. 2018-10-04 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #4439
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I can empathize with that shit.
    
    I haven't been on Facebook since two weeks ago, as I messaged a bunch of people while blackout drunk.
    
    I dread learning what I sent to them. In fact I'm currently getting blackout drunk so that I can correct the last time I was blackout drunk.

    
    This is what I did this morning and ended up making it worse
20. 2018-10-04 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #4440
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    donald better start shitposting on that presidential alert shit can you imagine the ass pain that would cause?