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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The store will mostly do an out of court settlement almost immediately, to avoid even greater liability, if the person doesn't have the goods it was claimed they had stolen, so not doing their job is going to cost them big time in the long run.

    thats why i ignore the beeping of the alarms when the cashier neglects to deactivate a magnetic sensor.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why i ignore the beeping of the alarms when the cashier neglects to deactivate a magnetic sensor.

    And you don't have to show any receipt or empty your bag either. Like those door people at the exits; they're totally bogus. All they can do is ask, that's it. If you refuse, there's fuck all they can do without getting sued up the ass.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And you don't have to show any receipt or empty your bag either. Like those door people at the exits; they're totally bogus. All they can do is ask, that's it. If you refuse, there's fuck all they can do without getting sued up the ass.

    exactly.

    i was leaving 'sams' one time and the line to have a geriatric check the receipt was about ten people long so i said fukkit...rolled right passed them all...and out the door. the geri went apeshit, trying to chase me.

    fuck walmart:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/17/business/falsely-accused-of-shoplifting-but-retailers-demand-they-pay.html

  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock exactly.

    i was leaving 'sams' one time and the line to have a geriatric check the receipt was about ten people long so i said fukkit…rolled right passed them all…and out the door. the geri went apeshit, trying to chase me.

    fuck walmart:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/17/business/falsely-accused-of-shoplifting-but-retailers-demand-they-pay.html


    These corporate monkeys will try anything to make another greasy dollar. People can entirely ignore these letters, as they are nothing more than lame extortion attempts and they are illegal and carry no force whatsoever.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL These corporate monkeys will try anything to make another greasy dollar. People can entirely ignore these letters, as they are nothing more than lame extortion attempts and they are illegal and carry no force whatsoever.

    once a week or once every two weeks some law firm sends a debt collection letter to my house for someone who has never lived here. one of these days im going to shit into the SASE and mail it back to them.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I've nabbed some people who offered me basically anything to let them go. Caught police officers, teachers, ambassadors, clergy, all kinds. Many of them beg and beg and beg and won't stop begging right until the end, then they curse you to hell. I've been offered thousands of dollars, sex, wads of 20's and 50's out of pocket many times, offered cars, offered high paying jobs, you name it. Many of them don't steal because they don't have the money, they steal because it's fun, and because it feels good to get free stuff. But when they get caught, they get this idea that their life is totally destroyed, and they will do anything to make you let them go.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've nabbed some people who offered me basically anything to let them go. Caught police officers, teachers, ambassadors, clergy, all kinds. Many of them beg and beg and beg and won't stop begging right until the end, then they curse you to hell. I've been offered thousands of dollars, sex, wads of 20's and 50's out of pocket many times, offered cars, offered high paying jobs, you name it. Many of them don't steal because they don't have the money, they steal because it's fun, and because it feels good to get free stuff. But when they get caught, they get this idea that their life is totally destroyed, and they will do anything to make you let them go.

    i would totally let someone go for sex, money, cars, or even a tit-flash. for sex id even let them keep whatever it was they were shoplifting.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Amazing the stories you hear when you're sitting 20-60 minutes with a thief in the back room waiting for the cops to arrive. Sob stories, pro stories, threat stories, stories that just make you go wtf?? Some of them are hilarious.
  9. esbity African Astronaut
    My friend used to take all of the $50 teeth whitener, pit them into a box for a walker basket(for old people), then take out a peice of tape that was cut rounded around the corners and measured to fit right over the opening flap of the box, then place back on the shelves. He would go do this on a road trip and use the retail stores online store locator to map out his trip. The next day he would buy the walker basket, empty the teeth whitener, then return the walker basket.

    He never got caught and made thousands in cash from his fence.

    Later the same retail chain started placing those in locked cases.

    It wasn't the first time a retail chain made security changes after he hit them hard. In fact, several different chains made changes in all of their stores after he cleared out certain products.
  10. Psyclonic Yung Blood
    A friend of mine used to staple shirts together and wear a hoodie over that. Just threw shit in
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Only if I don’t need anything
  12. Mexi-cunt Yung Blood
    Originally posted by esbity My friend used to take all of the $50 teeth whitener, pit them into a box for a walker basket(for old people), then take out a peice of tape that was cut rounded around the corners and measured to fit right over the opening flap of the box, then place back on the shelves. He would go do this on a road trip and use the retail stores online store locator to map out his trip. The next day he would buy the walker basket, empty the teeth whitener, then return the walker basket.

    He never got caught and made thousands in cash from his fence.

    Later the same retail chain started placing those in locked cases.

    It wasn't the first time a retail chain made security changes after he hit them hard. In fact, several different chains made changes in all of their stores after he cleared out certain products.

    Ahhh....The feeling swim has experienced 3 times 'Knowing' beyond doubt that swim has been the single/primrary reason, that a store has moved an items loction to a more secure one,upgraded security or in one case, stopped stocking item's made by that brand that swim really likes.swims family and friends have been randomly gifted enough LED flashlights to melt the polar caps..
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Not anymore, I used to do it a lot because I'm very fast and I can outrun even the most buff determined rent-a-cop.

    I don't use any kind of stealth, fuck that bullshit. Bring a large bag and put it in a store basket, fill the basked and transfer to the bag and walk out. If security chases you drop the bag and jay walk across the street dodge a car and you're safe.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Not lately, but I used to be okay at it.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Not lately, but I used to be okay at it.

    im going to shoplift your prostate with the head of my cock
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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