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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I've never seen a drug dog on the Catalina ferry. "Island Flyer" or something right? When was this.

    Also there are some rich bitches over there. I bet you'd make big money if you ran the drug game. It would only cost a few hundred to maybe a thousand to rent a boat you could load up with hundreds of pounds of drugs too.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Lanny
    I've never seen a drug dog on the Catalina ferry. "Island Flyer" or something right? When was this.

    Also there are some rich bitches over there. I bet you'd make big money if you ran the drug game. It would only cost a few hundred to maybe a thousand to rent a boat you could load up with hundreds of pounds of drugs too.

    Last time i went was probably 8 years ago, granted. Yeah I think thats the same one. Yeah in high school i brought liquor and coke and weed over there, thinking i would find a bunch of bored tourist kids- and I was right. Theres just not a ton to do. Casino, golfing, muddy water snorkeling, Weird, pebbly little beaches. Police presence there was almost nonexistent.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, I've gone there with family sometimes and it is boring as hell, I would have loved some drugs. Mostly I got sunburned while reading and checking out girls through dark sunglasses. Wasn't even old enough to drink.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Exactly. Thats pretty much the only recreation there- gambling and drinking. If you cant do either of those, youre SOL. But a friend's mom rented us a house in Avalon for 2 weeks. Sounded fun but just ended up being constant alcohol poisoning, eating mushrooms. I think I probably told the story on TOTSE/Zoklet about how i took a ton of mushrooms and commandeered a little dinghy, ended up floating out past the line that keeps all the boats in the bay. Was like 3-4 miles out, and had to start paddling back with one paddle just as the sun came up, with a pounding headache- which i think was the result of whiskey and drinking seawater.
  5. Fired my lawyer
  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Havent been been keeping up w/this thread at all sorry niggas... but im on my second can of 211... and probably still had some BAC from earier toadays drinkin. :icon14:
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Fired my lawyer

    Fuck dat jedi
  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape waste of good drugs

    2patheticjunkie4me
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    I need some ice. Was planning on not coping until the Monday after next. This willpower shit is for people who don't know the true value and greatness of drugs.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Do you re-use the plastic bags or get a new one every time you have some new drugs to carry?

    err, no. what you think?

    i've seen them here at train stations and nightclubs on random occassions. in london they've been doing this for years. and at airports of course, but never for some shitty little river ferry.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER When Ive gone to Catalina Island via the ferry, they usually have drug dogs there. Imagine becoming heroin kingpin of a tiny island whose only mode of transport is golf carts.

    if you're transporting a large amount then you just send a scout through first to make sure its safe that day.



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  12. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla 2patheticjunkie4me

    You could've at least smoked it
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape You could've at least smoked it

    who fucking cares you disgusting weak junkie
  14. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    https://www.facebook.com/Senegocom/videos/1583008805086729
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla who fucking cares you disgusting weak junkie

    Nobody cares, just reminding you that you're wasting drugs
  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    someone gave me a line for free was i supposed to go home and smoke it in a lightbulb instead that would be rude dont you think you autistic faggot
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You should a smoked it sploo.



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  18. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    heroin is lame and youre a cuck for wanting to do it more than once
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla heroin is lame and youre a cuck for wanting to do it more than once

    One mans meat is another mans poison sploo.



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  20. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla someone gave me a line for free was i supposed to go home and smoke it in a lightbulb instead that would be rude dont you think you autistic faggot

    You didn't mention that part you mong

    Still a waste of drugs, but understandable in this case



    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla heroin is lame and youre a cuck for wanting to do it more than once

    I got it for free 75% of the time, now that that person is gone I have no problem not doing it anymore

    I prefer T-PAIN anyway. Shooting up is fun and all but the possibility of failed drug tests and cost make it not worth it. Only reason I did it so much was because I couldn't turn down free drugs

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